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Old 02-20-2005, 02:32 AM
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Dressing up afterwards: With her dad knocking at the door 1218 calories.

Ohh, How I've had situations like that. Especially when you're in the front room, and they're coming up the driveway. phew... close calls.
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good to seethis one again!
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Old 02-20-2005, 01:51 PM
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LMAO! I love "with your wife knocking at the front door"
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sweet.

definitely something i need to print out to show the girlfriend, and keep hidden from the wife.
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sweet! burned some calories this weekend.
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So your saying if i'm a 65 year old married man, removing her clothing without her consent and her bra with my teeth, putting a rubber on without a hard on and trying to find that damn spot, thta if i'm faking an orgasm while doing the Italin Chandelier and i get up immediately, then have to explain why i got up, that I'm going to lose the most amount of calories?? hardly seems worth it...
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this sucks.. i thought i was burning more calories than that.... lol
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So your saying if i'm a 65 year old married man, removing her clothing without her consent and her bra with my teeth, putting a rubber on without a hard on and trying to find that damn spot, thta if i'm faking an orgasm while doing the Italin Chandelier and i get up immediately, then have to explain why i got up, that I'm going to lose the most amount of calories?? hardly seems worth it...






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damn, i haven't burned calories in like 8 months....oh those were the days....
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