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03-16-2002, 03:13 PM
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Top 30 Bumper Sticker That Should Exist
30- The sex was so good even the neighbors had a cigarette.
29- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 28- I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me. 27- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 26- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. 25- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. 24- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made. 23- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 22- To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. 21- I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. 20- My kid had sex with your honor student. 19- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 18- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. 17- I don't have to be dead to donate my organ. 16- God must love stupid people, he made so many. 15- The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 14- It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. 13- I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 12- It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. 11- Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 10- I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of yourself. 9- Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good myself! 8- Always remember; you're unique, just like everyone else. 7- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes. 6- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 5- Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 4- CAT -- The other white meat. 3- Beer -- The reason I get up each afternoon. 2- I'm out of bed and dressed -- What more do you want? 1- Remember my name -- You'll be screaming it later. 
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03-16-2002, 08:40 PM
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Re: Top 30 Bumper Sticker That Should Exist
Rofl, funny stuff
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I actually saw a bumpersticker similer to that 
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03-17-2002, 07:00 PM
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i got some for you
Honk If Parts Fall Off My Drop Out Beat Up Your Honor Student When im in trouble i dont call 911, i call .357
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03-17-2002, 07:23 PM
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keep honking,I'm reloading
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03-18-2002, 12:19 PM
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1. If you can read this I am not on boost.
2. Kill'em all let god sort em out. 3. I am not prejudice I hate everyone. 4. Would you like some nake pics of your wife? Al of the other are great to 
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03-19-2002, 03:52 AM
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My other car is a tank/broomstick
If you can read this you are within phaser range lysdexics untie the world(dyslexics of the world unite)
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