Proof that idiots exist

[Quickshift]

Hope its not a repost
Enjoy!!!!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
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On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
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On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
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On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
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On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
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On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
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On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
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On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
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On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
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On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
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On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

[Raz_Kaz]

Lol!

[clawhammer]

Those were all great.

['97ventureowner]

Those warnings are necessary for the portion of the population that lacks common sense. There is a consumer group that gives yearly awards to the best warning labels like those listed above. I recall seeing some of those warnings up for these awards. http://money.cnn.com/2005/01/06/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes

[KustmAce]

Did we really need proof?

[95cord]

[dugie6551]

[chucksnee]

Originally Posted by KustmAce

Did we really need proof?

Nope!!! i work at Advance Auto and i see it every day here in good old Alabama!!

[fredjacksonsan]

All these warning labels are ruining the natural selection that should be occurring. Of course, lawyers are to blame.

[thecackster]

i had a good laugh

[drewh4386]

Pretty Good!! Good laugh.

they need to put a warning lable on water. Do not inhale.. My friend almost drown on bottled water. He inhaled insted of swallow.

[YogsVR4]

Thanks for the laugh

[v10_viper]

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Those were all great.

[-Davo]

You guys should download a skit by a comidian named "Jeff Foxworthy" called "Stupid People".