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Old 02-01-2005, 07:12 PM
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On their wedding night, a couple sit down and discuss the ground
rules for their marriage.

Wife- When i get home from work i will signal to you with my
hair to tell you if i want sex. If my hair is fully done up that
means i do not want sex. If my hair is partly done up that means
i may or may not want sex. If hair is completely let down that
means i want wild untamed sex. Got it?

Husband- Yes darling, these are my sex signals. If i get home
from work and have one can of beer that means i do not want sex.
If i have two cans of beer i may or may not want sex. If i have
three cans, your hair doesn't matter.
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:25 PM
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hahahahahaha! Good one.
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Sweet...heard something like it before but thisa one is still good!
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