Biology Lesson

[tonioseven]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human

body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one

answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be

asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,

and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a

sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and

asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its

size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to

those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"



The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body

part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of

the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary

and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you

have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

[KustmAce]

[93rollaracer]

haha...excellent.

[fredjacksonsan]

Good one!

[YogsVR4]

Tonio comes through again!!

[jcsaleen]

hahaha ~ mary = owned (in a weird way)

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by tonioseven

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human

body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one

answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be

asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,

and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a

sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and

asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its

size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to

those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"



The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body

part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of

the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary

and continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you

have a dirty mind, Two, you didn't read your homework, and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.

That's from a movie. Except the twist is a teacher asking a female in a mixed gender class back in liek the 70's or something.

Still funny

[crayzayjay]

Nice

[Hiroboy]

Sweet, now get a job