chalk another 2 kills up

[Igovert500]

Ok, so last night I go visit some friends a few towns away. Mid-evening we decide we want cheesesteaks, so we cram into my vr4 (not comfortably as all 3 of us are around 6'). On the way home, we pull up behind a mid 80s camaro...without any exhaust at all. It is stopped at a light idling. So I pull up next to him and roll down the window.
Me: Are you trying to go deaf?
Him: No I just like the extra power
Me: Well you need it with that 6cylinder
Him: Nah man it's an 8
Me: You drop an engine in?
Him: No, it's the stock engine
Me: Buddy, I hate to break it to you, but that's definantly a 6. My friend owns a 84TA
Him: Your driving rice and telling me whats under my hood?
Me: I'll be happy to show you what's under your hood
Him: You aint got sh!t, put $50 down on it.
Me: I'll call your bluff, let's make it $100
Him: I ain't got that kinda cash
At this point the light goes green, or it had been and nobody noticed, regardless he just hauls ass out. I wasn't ready so I rush and bog first. But it kicks in, builds boost and I'm catching up damn fast, 2nd I pull even, 3rd I just left him behind...so I slow down, put my hand out the window and rub my fingers(indicating the money). He turns left and we return home laughing.

So couple hours later I return to my town. I stop at wawa. As I'm filling up a silver ford focus hatchback pulls up. Black vinyl star pattern on the side, front and rear unpainted white bodykit bumpers, gunmetal wheels, exhaust. So he notices my car and me smirking at his. So he pulls up next to me. I smirk again and ask what he's got. He just motions to the car as he walks inside (like I'm supposed to be able to use my exray vision and look through his hood while he is inside)
So he comes back out and I ask if he's turbo, he says "maybe"
So I shrug him off, apparently he just wants to look cool...which was impossible with the unpainted bumpers and star patterned vinyl, but whatever.

So I pick up a friend, we go get some beer a few hours later. We're heading to a party and as we are going I'm telling my friend about these 2 exact encounters. Well we are going down the same road about 3 miles from wawa and I pull through a herd of cars and emerge as the leader, apparently another car was following me. My friend says, "hold up, let's see if he's gonna go" Sure enough he tries a flyby. I wait until he's on my back bumper, downshift to 3rd, hit boost almost instantly and hold him. So now I look over and low and behold if it isn't the exact same silver focus. So I smirk to my friend as I just toy with this guy. He floors it and I just keep jumping ahead and letting off, finally he goes all out. I don't and let him get 2 cars ahead, and then just floor it, shift to 4th, pass him and take it to 5k before shifting to 5th. By 110 I had a few buses on him, but had to slow because of traffic. He ends up turning into wawa...again. So I'm hoping I see him again, to gloat a bit.

[dampachi]

Maybe you should refer to your own rule #1...sounds like you were being quite the prick to that guy in the camaro. So what if he has no exhaust and is trying to go deaf? Hows that any concern of yours? That guy was just out driving around and you started trying to hate on his car. When I read that I was hoping you'd lose just for acting like an asshole.

[1Fast_Tsi]

nice kills, its fun messin with people that think there hot shit and will never let you know whats under the hood.

[dampachi]

Regardless of how souped up my car gets...my answer is always going to be the same when someone pulls up and asks what I got done to it. and that's "nothing, it's stock" with one hell of a shit eattin' grin on my face.

[Igovert500]

Originally Posted by dampachi

Maybe you should refer to your own rule #1...sounds like you were being quite the prick to that guy in the camaro. So what if he has no exhaust and is trying to go deaf? Hows that any concern of yours? That guy was just out driving around and you started trying to hate on his car. When I read that I was hoping you'd lose just for acting like an asshole.

Well I'm sorry I don't qualify for your stamp of approval. The kid was driving around with open headers which was obnoxiously loud and then lied about his engine. It's not like he wasn't asking for attention.

[CivRacer95]

Nice kills. Kinda funny that you proved the dude in the Camaro wrong about his own car. You knew more about it than he did, and you weren't even driving it. There's a guy up in Orem, who drives a black 5.0 and I swear he did the same thing. Loud as hell, and really annoying. As for the focus dude, don't even try to bluff your turbo'd. I mean if you have one admit it, if your not don' go acting like you might have one to be cool. I'm surprised he didn't have one of those fake Ebay whistlers, just to make it sound like he was turbo'd. LOL, lame. late...

[CamaroSSBoy346]

Regardless of how souped up my car gets...my answer is always going to be the same when someone pulls up and asks what I got done to it. and that's "nothing, it's stock" with one hell of a shit eattin' grin on my face.

The Thunderbird/Cougar's come with a little "V8" Emblem on the side....I always get a kick out of this...


Of course it works well with this car...a stroked 392...yes. It is a THUNDERBIRD.

[nova68]

arent you cool you beat a 80's camaro who cares. Those cars have no power. And anybody can unbolt the exaust from the headers. Why dont you race a real car at the track?

[HighRev87]

Ok Personally I dont think he should have attacked the guy for his open exhaust, however w/e, the guy was an idiot and deserved the hate.
Also dont say stuff like "beat a real car" ect. Remeber he is driving a vr4...not a ferrari, but pretty DAMN fast...

[dampachi]

Well uh, I'm sure that kid is also quite sorry he doesn't qualify for your stamp of approval. I guess you're in charge of driving around pointing out the obvious. Wow...I bet you thought you were so awesome pulling up to a really loud car and going LOLZ ARE YOU TRYING TO GO DEAF?! LOLZ!!!! And who knows...he may have had a V8..305s are V8s but those have shit for power. Same with the 77ish trans ams 400sb...they sound badass...but they make like 150hp. Yeah...and then you're going to go and 'chalk that up' as another kill? Dude...if I chalked up all the little shit beaters I beat on a daily basis I'd fill fifty chalk boards. Okay, I'm done bitching at you...you'll probably just get mad and ban me.

[alphalanos]

beating people down like that is a good way to tell them "stop being so fucking stupid" (pretending, etc)

[97Lude]

Thats funny you told the kid in the camaro what kind of motor he had.

Good kills.

[Igovert500]

Once again, I was well aware of the camaro's power (or lack thereof). The driver of the focus didn't say what he had, so I raced him and won. I posted because I found the 2 experiences rather amusing. I'm sorry if you lack the same sense of humor.

Nova...it's called a 'street racing' forum for a reason. I'm expecting a 12.8ish the next time I run at the track. Whether you respect that or not, I really could care less, as I am happy with my car.

[dampachi]

Under different circumstances...yes...I'd have thought it was hilarious. If he would have initiated the whole thing..yeah. If he yelled over 'ricer!' or something, yes. Big ifs. When you street race...you generally have three different kinds of racers. the cocky assholes, the down to earth friendly racers, and the flat out fucking retards who haven't the slightest clue about cars. You sound like a cocky asshole, I'm a rather friendly racer, and that guy was a flat out fucking retard. oh and 12.8s huh? Would you like to race?

[Igovert500]

Funny...you are doing quite a good job as coming across as the the first...