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AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
Ok, guys, since the mods didn't much like our little game, I think we should try again, only this time we'll keep it clean, and not get it locked.
So try to think of something clean, but humerous, and don't wind it too tight. and remember... Keep it CLEAN! Thank you. Now, there once was a man named HighOctane. He was driving on the 1 when all of the sudden he saw....
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
Vince Diesel riding a Barbie tricycle on the side of the road and Vince says....
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hey check out my NOX modified tricycle, I'll bet it'll go faster than your ride, lets race. At this point the light turns green and ...
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
Vince hammers it. Hammers that nail right into HighOctanes rear wheel. He cackles loudly then says....
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
"I dress in women's underwear!!!" Then he...
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
...hit the button again, being sure to avoid Nos's rear wheel this time. He surged ahead but the bent front tricycle wheel caused him to.....
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lose control of his bike, it wobbled so much that he couldn't hold on any longer, so he jumped off his bike and landed on...
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a flying saucer that whisked him away...
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
So HighOctane pulled out his Laser gun which he got from his MIB friends for X-mas and shot down the saucer, Vince fell out screaming......
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
"MY NAME ISN'T VINCE, IT'S VIN!". Vin's fall was broken by a...
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
Large herd of llamas who were now tearing through centeral park eating...
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
Dogcrap they picked up in the park. Just as all of this happened clawhammer arrived and said:
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
"Nice underwear." Vin looked down and indeed his jeans had been torn away during the high velocity saucer ride. Vin now proceeded to......
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
look for some pants when he runs right in to Sexy_Angel who says...
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Re: AF.com Story Thread......Reloaded. (AND KEEP IT CLEAN!)
"So you're the one who stole my favorite panties. Give it back" Vin then...
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