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Ok, guys, since the mods didn't much like our little game, I think we should try again, only this time we'll keep it clean, and not get it locked.

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Vince Diesel riding a Barbie tricycle on the side of the road and Vince says....
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hey check out my NOX modified tricycle, I'll bet it'll go faster than your ride, lets race. At this point the light turns green and ...
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Vince hammers it. Hammers that nail right into HighOctanes rear wheel. He cackles loudly then says....
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...hit the button again, being sure to avoid Nos's rear wheel this time. He surged ahead but the bent front tricycle wheel caused him to.....
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So HighOctane pulled out his Laser gun which he got from his MIB friends for X-mas and shot down the saucer, Vince fell out screaming......
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Dogcrap they picked up in the park. Just as all of this happened clawhammer arrived and said:
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"Nice underwear." Vin looked down and indeed his jeans had been torn away during the high velocity saucer ride. Vin now proceeded to......
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