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Old 03-03-2002, 07:04 AM
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The perks of being a member of the senior crew!

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1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

2. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.

9. You can live without sex but not without glasses.

10. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

13. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

14. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

15. You sing along with elevator music.

16. Your eyes won't get much worse.

17. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

18. You can't remember who sent you this list.
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Old 03-03-2002, 08:53 AM
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Old 03-03-2002, 09:08 AM
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LOL , i'm not there *YET*... Thank god...
same here plenty of time b4 joining the seniors crew :hehe:
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Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
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Ripping on seniors...thats sad.

u what ?

It's only because no one wants to be one.... sortof ..... cuz they don;t want to die either so they're stuck with it
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Ripping on seniors...thats sad.
nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.
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nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.
Hey I resemble that remark hahahaha
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:cry: :cry: :cry: I’m going to be a senior in exactly 8 months time!!!! :cry: :cry: :cry:
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nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....WHAT?.... stop shouting,I'm old and decrepit not deaf and stupid!)Any references you may see regarding the senior crew are self-deprecating humor.
I hope your not under the impression that I am joining a seniors crew. :flash:
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I hope your not under the impression that I am joining a seniors crew. :flash:
Not at all!:silly2: :silly2: ...I just wanted you to know how nice it is to have some fresh company in Off-Topic!
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nice of you to join us....FYI the senior crew is a select and lucky bunch of AF folk who have managed to continue breathing past the age of 30(30?....I think it was 30.....
post - 30s??? OMG... all of a sudden you want me to feel old too???? Nooooo.

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