|
|
| Search | Car Forums | Gallery | Articles | Helper | Air Dried Fresh Beef Dog Food | IgorSushko.com | Corporate |
|
|||||||
| COMPLETELY off-topic Talk about anything other than cars. But you can't be mad and angry in this forum! |
![]() |
Show Printable Version |
Subscribe to this Thread
|
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
#1
|
|||
|
|||
|
Marriage Survival
ALWAYS, I MEAN ALWAYS avoid this topic
Wife: There's a nice-looking lady at the window table. Husband: She's a hooker. Wife: How can you be so sure? Husband: Oh, come on! Look at her hair, all that make-up, that short skirt, the plunging neckline, and those high heels. Wife: But you like it when I dress like that. Do you think I look like a hooker? Husband: (pause) There's no way I can get out of this conversation alive, is there?
Last edited by Mannheim 80; 11-26-2004 at 03:05 AM. |
|
#2
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
ouch
__________________
Life is a waterfall, We drink from the river, Then we turn around and put up our walls. Swimming through the void We hear the word, We lost ourselves, But we find it all? |
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
Huh? Is this a joke? Or a true story? Either way, its not funny or entertaining.
__________________
"The greatest Americans have not been born yet, they are waiting patiently for the past to die" |
|
#4
|
|||
|
|||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
I think I gots dumber from raeding that.
|
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Re: Marrige Survival
Quote:
__________________
|
|
#6
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
It's more like sound marital advice; you'd have to be married to understand.
__________________
http://public.fotki.com/tonioseven/ |
|
#7
|
|||
|
|||
|
Marriage Counseling 101, the answers.....
The Good Well honey its because, we are together and I find it sexy when you do it. besides, she looks like she looking for some action. The Bad Because I had her the other night. Thats how I know. and the Ugly You mean to tell me you aren't? TS out (scrapping dinner off my shirt)
__________________
The more the members are involved in the process of development, the better we will be as a community of Automobile enthusiasts. Have a suggestion to make the community better, let us know. Remember, the "No" is always there, you are just looking for the "Yes" Members please read: Guidelines |
|
#8
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
^
__________________
http://public.fotki.com/tonioseven/ |
|
#9
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
Quote:
![]()
__________________
Resistance Is Futile (If < 1ohm) |
|
#10
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Re: Marrige Survival
Quote:
Is that possible?
|
|
#11
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Re: Marrige Survival
Quote:
__________________
91 Black MR2 Turbo Project GT28RS is now officially under way! http://www.Cardomain.com/id/EvilMR2 ![]() Live in columbus, OH? http://www.ColumbusStreetracing.net >>>MR2 Online.com http://www.MR2Online.com |
|
#12
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
TS, you forgot the "evil" response:
But baby, you're an EX hooker. And I DO like it when you dress like that. |
|
#13
|
||||
|
||||
|
Re: Marrige Survival
the thread actually turned out great. good job guys.
group effort!
__________________
Co-Founder of AF V-Card Club 1999 Ford Mustang Cobra: Cobra R rims, Magnaflow CB. "no way man...i saw an LS1 fight godzilla and the LS1 beat godzilla and it looked in the air and was like what do you think of that god and god was like bring it bitch so they fought and the LS1 beat god now the LS1 is god because its the greatest thing ever." |
|
![]() |
POST REPLY TO THIS THREAD |
![]() |
|
|