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11-08-2004, 05:21 AM
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j0k3
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!! What are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is dry and he is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the riverbank. Then he asks the lizard "Whats the matter with you?" The lizard explains to te crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint and he looks up and says "Hey you!" The monkey looks down and says "Faaaaaaark dude.......... how much water did you drink???" 
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11-08-2004, 05:52 AM
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t33h33
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11-08-2004, 06:06 AM
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Bloody Stoners
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11-08-2004, 08:03 AM
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Very funny
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11-08-2004, 09:14 AM
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Hahaha
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11-08-2004, 09:23 AM
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11-08-2004, 01:12 PM
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oh my, that one got me. i know many of us have been at that point.
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11-08-2004, 01:48 PM
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niice!!!
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11-08-2004, 04:15 PM
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good stuff
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11-08-2004, 08:18 PM
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l4phz0r
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11-09-2004, 01:32 AM
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Quote:
 q) why did the stoned chicken cross the road? a) to get KFC! yeah that sucked
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