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Old 11-01-2004, 01:54 PM
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Guts

Anyone a fan of Chuck Palahniuk? He's the author of Fight Club, Survivor, Choke, Invisible Monsters.... also just wrote this short story called guts..

http://www.seizureandy.com/stuff/guts.html is the address for it.. I know it was featured in a playboy at some point but I just found it there..

It's not for the squeemish - he did a live reading of it in a las vegas library and people actually passed out because of it.

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Old 11-01-2004, 02:32 PM
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Re: Guts

That has got to be the most fucked up story on the internet! I didnt read anything past the carrot but the way it was going im sure its fucked up
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Old 11-01-2004, 03:07 PM
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my goodness was that one of the most graphic and well written stories! i still cannot believe what would cause someone to write something like that.

that man is truly gifted, but very sick at the same time.

i enjoyed it becuase of how it was told, not the contents. as stated, most poeple will not enjoy this.
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Re: Guts

If you like that style you really should check out his other novels.. They're all written that way.. I especially enjoyed Invisible Monsters.
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Re: Guts

Laughing my ASS off (inappropriate?). I liked it it was really funny. Well written. I wonder though, would that even be possible though?
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Old 11-01-2004, 06:52 PM
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that was painful............ and his sister too.....

that guys got courage.. i didnt believe that could be true, but here's a pic of him to back it up

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ahaahaha. orks
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Re: Guts

As a lover of literature and a man with a sick sense of humor, I thought it was a great story.

"That used to be my worst fear in the world: my teenage virgin sister, thinking she's just getting fat, then giving birth to a two-headed, retard baby. Both heads looking just like me. Me, the father and the uncle. In the end, it's never what you worry about that gets you."

Pure genius...
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good one!

Wasn't that bad... Might have to check out his other stuff...
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Wow, crazy story. Another really graphic, almost over the top, book would be American Psycho. There were some parts I almost couldn't get through.
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Re: Guts

Dude, freaking AWESOME story.
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I just read it's actually just a small section of a larger book he's writing, all chronicles of his 'own' experiences.
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Re: Guts

that was fucking rank!

it feels like my eyes have been soiled
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no wonder he looks like Jeffrey Dahmer

The worst was the kid in the pool seeing his intestines coming out of his ass... thats nasty
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I read it long ago. I think it was well written, although I agree that it's disgusting.
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