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#1
10-28-2004, 09:08 AM
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Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
My colleague has just been invited by some people we work with to do a trackday at Bedford Autodrome (UK). Among the cars he will drive is a single seater 300bhp Formula Palmer Audi.
 The son of a bitch. He's rubbing it in, and he doesn't even like cars. WHY DO I GET THE F*CKING WINE TASTING EVENINGS WHILE HE GETS TRACK DAYS? Life's not fair 
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10-28-2004, 10:16 AM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
lol... you don't know how to wine taste, he doesn't know how to drive. Don't worry, neither of you will really know what you're doing, so neither of you will enjoy it anyways
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10-28-2004, 10:30 AM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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10-28-2004, 12:00 PM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, now, random colleague...you'll be driving a 300hp Audi in an event at the Bedford Autodrome...and Crazayjay, let me just check my clipboard....ah, yes...it looks as if you'll be attending the Fourth Annual UK International Tupperware Extravaganza. Cheers!
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10-28-2004, 02:13 PM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
i say kill the guy. wear a bunch of car apparel the next few days around work and talk about cars. that should get you in.
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10-28-2004, 02:39 PM
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Re: Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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10-28-2004, 03:00 PM
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slip some LSD into his coffee the day before. he will be so stoned he will end up smashing the AUDI and never get invited to anymore trackdays.
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10-28-2004, 06:58 PM
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^Nice pun there.
^I bet the Audi has an LSD.
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10-28-2004, 07:46 PM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Yes well written pun..............
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10-28-2004, 09:13 PM
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Re: Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
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10-29-2004, 09:15 AM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
It seems someone up there was listening. Got invited by my contact at the same company to some sports quiz thingie hosted by Jeremy Clarkson on Monday. Among the guests will be Jordan (she of big, biiiiiig boobs) and other sports celebrities. I'll mention the Formula Audi thing and see if i can blag an invite to the trackday. If not, i will assassinate my colleague and take over his responsibilities (and perks).
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#12
10-29-2004, 10:47 AM
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That's the spirit Jay!!! Have you watched enough CSI to know how to get away with it!?
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10-29-2004, 10:54 AM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately not. However, i think the trackday is in December, by which time i will have viewed and re-viewed every episode, and sharpened my assassination skills.
Im hoping it wont get to that. Chances of blagging an invite aren't too bad, as my contact is a pretty cool guy, so i'm sure he'd want to go as well once he finds out about it. Still though, im having terrible luck with invites. First i missed out on the Silverstone round of F1 (booked a holiday before invitation came through the post), and now this.... Those Formula Audi's are f*cking quick, 0-60 in something like 3.5 seconds so i'm pretty desperate to drive one... Fingers crossed.
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10-29-2004, 10:55 AM
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Re: Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
I say cut his brakes. Do it right, almost untracable.
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11-04-2004, 01:41 PM
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YEEAAAHH!!!
Got the very last invite to the track day          Smily overload!
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