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Old 02-14-2002, 01:14 PM
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When you meet a new girl and get her in bed, do you ever have trouble finding IT, aka you know, last night was hell for me bc it took me seriously 5 minutes to find it and after a while...her fucking mom woke the fuck up and like heard us, and started in on us...FUCK, what a shitty night, at least i got something accomplished. It was my valentines gift i guess anyways, lol, thats my shit of the night at 3am last night i got half caught fucking around.
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hehe, yeah it can be a pain sometimes. "where is that damn button!" But. Its V-day today. Soooo.......well see if i can find it. Updates at the end of the night.
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Old 02-14-2002, 04:30 PM
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OK I give up, what the hell is IT?
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OK I give up, what the hell is IT?
I take it you haven't had to even worry about finding IT then...
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For his sake, I hope it wasn't his dick. :hehe:
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update: i found 'it' yesterday afternoon, so everything's all good, got a satisfied girl now.
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Sorry dude, but that story is pretty fucking funny but what the hell, anything is possible.













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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA boys,boys,boys......


It's no good hunting for IT...there is no simple on/off switch.It's a sensitive piece of equipment for God's sake!! Just remember,don't try to operate it while drunk,don't try to gun the motor while it's cold ,and don't get wild if it doesn't start first time!
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but for some reason i can always find IT, when i need IT, probably cuz i'm only 16 dunno...also i have no fuckin clue what IT actually is...kind of reminds me of a joke that was in my school when i was in the 3rd grade where we could laugh for hours when somebody said "IT" we were so stupid back then....lol
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Try a GPS system the US military is using them and they never failed. They are very accurate too.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA boys,boys,boys......


It's no good hunting for IT...there is no simple on/off switch.It's a sensitive piece of equipment for God's sake!! Just remember,don't try to operate it while drunk,don't try to gun the motor while it's cold ,and don't get wild if it doesn't start first time!

He is right always check the user manual first or call tech support!!!
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yeah i heard those 1-900 numbers work wonders to help you find it..and if not i'm sure that there are plenty of ""helpful websites" that could help you too
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this is all well and good, but where can I get some IT?
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this is all well and good, but where can I get some IT?
K-road might be a good place to start!
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