The Off-Topic Topics Thread of Off-Topic Topics in Off-Topic

OK. Here's how it goes.

1) Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread.

2) Make sense while not making sense.

3) Useless information is a plus (FYI's).

Example:
I post: "Do you enjoy AF? It has many squirrels"

You post: "Man it's hot outside! It's like 110 degrees. I wish I chewed gun instead."

Makes no sense? Yes? Good.
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My 1st off topic topic:

True story-
Ok, so I'm burning a CD last night at 24x. I always burn at 24x. It takes about 3 minutes for 80 minutes of audio. The damn thing (Roxio Toast 5.0) gives me an error like 2 minutes into the burn saying the info isn't processing fast enough. So I eat some pork rinds.

[Steel]

I finally freaking got my lugnuts for my damn truck. locking nuts are the stupidest invention in the freaking world, because once you lsoe the goddamn key, you have to vise them off..while on fire! and its not like crooks cant figure that out for themselves. or crash into it.Jeez. Im going to rule the world.

[kris]

Lock or move, lock or move. Damn, the choices. Oh, some gas station just blew up down the road. Who knows how, bu it was away from the gas pumps.

[KatWoman]

I had Chinese food for lunch so that I could read my photoshop book better while I work. Apple juice makes a good afternoon snack too.

[Steel]

damn recurrance:finger4:

[SickLude]

i just beat a Viper...

oh, and you know what AF needs...we need a smilie that shrugs his shoulders...like "it wasnt me"...or "ah well"...ya know?

back to the topic...i got hit in the head playing basketball twice last week at the church i play at...yea, and now my head looks like Mars...

yes!!!

[Sanchi]

i have a project due tomorrow but im too lazy to do it.. had like a week to do it TOO. sux sometimes being lazy as i am.

i have to wash my car too i bumped in to it today and now my hip is dirty fuk. Dam my office is a bit mess i hope no one walks in here they might get lost and dissapear, worst case they migth find something growing in here and itll eat them.
humm wait all this junk makes good camo cover for me to sleep and post on AF all day HAHAHA my little fort is secure from outsiders.

humm i think its time for my nap...ZZzzZzzzzzz

[darkness]

and you know work really can suck when you're a project manager. But then again walking around like a chicken helps.

[Jay!]

Originally posted by SickLude
oh, and you know what AF needs...we need a smilie that shrugs his shoulders...like "it wasnt me"...or "ah well"...ya know?

I just saw a picture of a mite on a bee's back. My car is dirty.

[Moppie]

what an incredibly boring idea for a thread, i mean who cares how many peanuts I can fit in my arnotts crackers.

[kris]

Originally posted by Moppie
what an incredibly boring idea for a thread, i mean who cares how many peanuts I can fit in my arnotts crackers.

I thought it was apples in your ass

[Moppie]

I thought it was apples in your ass

*cough*Ahem*cough*

Originally posted by Sham365
1) Don't talk about anything related to what is being talked about in this thread.

wow theres a kangaroo on the otherside of the sea with a great big digital camera that is pointing at the large firm throbing dinosur at the zoo that can drive a car to the moon when man kind has landed while flying a space ship that wasnt a plane invetented by the write brothers who were wrong because guy pierce fly first here in new zealand but it was never written down on cloth which is used to make sails that will help us retain the americas cup which was left sitting the middle of the ocean ofter being carried by a pupet controled by supermarionation that had a long tail just like a kangaroo.

[RazorGTR]

Gee FTO did not post in here yet! Wholy shit mark it on the calander! lol

[taranaki]

there are oompalompahs dancing inside my head.Iam going to stare at my lava lamp until I get an ERECTION.

[Steel]

Ryan Stiles is cool

The bearded MAN! ; man!