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Old 08-07-2004, 01:32 PM
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:06 PM
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LOL!

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Q: What do your balls taste like?
A: They taste like chalk, felt, and phenolic resin.
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:09 PM
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I've only played with them maybe three of four times
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Q: Have your balls ever been played with by a man other than yourself?
A: I am the only male to shoot these balls
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Old 08-07-2004, 02:38 PM
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That is really funny!!! The best part is the questions at the bottom.
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Q: Is there a fee associated with the handling of your balls?
A: There is no additional ball-handling fee.


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What will happen if I knock the cue ball in on my turn?
That would be known as scratching my cue ball.
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Old 08-07-2004, 04:24 PM
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Re: Balls

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"My balls still look great, and boy do they shine!"

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Q:* What do your balls taste like?
A:* They taste like chalk, felt, and phenolic resin.

Those made me laugh my ass off!
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Re: Balls

omfg what a retard
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Old 08-07-2004, 05:06 PM
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How often do you wash your balls?
I don't really wash them so much as rub them down, you know, polish them.



me too lol j/k
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lol, that's great.
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