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Old 02-03-2002, 07:20 AM
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Question Gen Iii Integra Gs-r

HEY AUTOMOTIVE FANATICS!!


If you got some spare time...then read on and please acutally do the problem given. read story for fun.

Name: John Doe (your name)
University:M.I.T (your U.)
Auto fanatic: Y/y/\ / (please choose one)
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Ok, its almost time for final exams. You need to prove your automotive knowledge to the Prof b4 you can pass the course. Exam day, Prof hands out exam. Written on the exam states:

Situation: You have $15,000 to modify a stock GenIII Integra GS-R. (labor fee=you)
Problem: Figure out the best configuration for the entire car layout. (whether it be all-show-no-go or no-show-all-go or however you decide on it)

Here are just some things to consider: PRODUCT VS QUALITY VS COST VS PERFORMACE VS COMPETITORS.

Prof also states that this final exam project is take home, but due within 3 days from today. Some of the students are scrambling to their dorm/apartmenet/etc in panic. Some of the students are faxing the exam to a import car shop for help. Some students are ready to drop the class or kill themselves. You, yourself am Da BoMB (if you did not select the big Ass "Y" above, stop here and go bang you head on a door a couple of times until you come to reality, then cont.) and you know that this exam will be a piece of cake...or will it? You waited until the last day possible to work on the exam. You read the directions and are clued into what to do. Then, you realize that there was some fineprint below. It states: please include everything to the last detail. You look over to your exam and see that it is not to the last detail. You scramble to finish the exam. Before you know it its 10 min until class starts and you're lucky cuz you just finished in time. You arrive at class and you and everyone turns in their exam b4 the bell rings. Prof speaks, "Thank you class for your exams. I will read them over." Couple of months go by. You arrive in class an exam grades are passed out. You look over it and have recieved an "F" !@#@!# You are about to loose your COOL, but stop when you look at everyone else's who recieved "F's" as well. You are confused and after class you go talk to the prof. Prof looks over the paper tells you, "oh wait a minute, that's not a "F" its an "A", sorry about the oil." Then you're like oh, ok no problem. Now it seems that everyone failed except you. Class has ended. You start to walk to your dorm when you see this car that you swear you know from somewhere coming towards you. You try to think harder, but still dont know. The car approaches and comes to a stop next to you. You look at the car and still wondering where I remeber that from. You try to look throught the tinted glass but cant. Soon the window drops and long and behold...It's the Prof in the car. He tells you good job on your exam, I found it very useful, looking forward on the next exam on my NSX. He then drives off.
The end...

damn that was a long story...hope you liked it
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