Famlay!!!

[Raz_Kaz]

Well I need to vent a bit.


Alright, I cannot stand fucking annoying, screaming children! I have about 25 people at my house right now (which is not even near the amount of guests coming) for this little get together on behalf of my birthday. This is all nice but the kids need to die

Those fucking annoying demons do not sleep, they go to bed at 3 in the morning and are up at 5. Apparently those 2 hours of rest gives them enough energy to bug the hell out of me for the rest of the day. I have a hard time going to bed over these fucking children screaming and fighting, and then the little bastards wake me up early in the morning for the same reasons.

I feel like beating the living shit out of all of them with a bat and icking them across the room next time any of them open their goddamn mouth



rant over.

[Hyatus]

i think u need to hear some dead baby jokes

Whats red and silver and bumps into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes

Whats brown and scracthes at the glass? Baby in the microwave

[91300zxtt]

hye our families sound alike

[landyacht]

Posted by Hyatus

I think u need to hear some dead baby jokes...Whats red and silver and bumps into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes...Whats brown and scracthes at the glass? Baby in the microwave

That's disturbing. Sorry, i've never heard a 'dead baby joke' before.


Now, Raz, i believe i can return the favor that you gave me when i needed to vent a little. I had this emailed to me this morning, and thought you could use it more than i could today! Hope your weekend perks up my friend, enjoy!

Picture yourself near a stream. Birds are softly chirping in the crisp cool mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a
cascade of serenity. The water is crystal clear.

You can easily make out the face of the persons whose heads you're
holding under the water. Look, It's the persons who caused you all this stress in the first place. What a pleasant surprise.

You let them up... just for a quick breath... then ploop... back under they go... You allow yourself as many deep breaths as you want.

There now, feeling better?

- Author Unknown

[Raz_Kaz]

/\ HAHAHAHA, thanks man, needed a good laugh today....Im actually happy to get to work, stupid ppl calling in cheer me up (read my sig)

but it's almost home time, hopefully the cousin I want to come will show up this year and make it almost bearable.

PS, lots of food, will kkeep me full and passed out during weekend

[zebrathree]

I have that problem with the kids on one side of my family.

I find stadning over them, all staunch, and saying

"I'm gonna smack your head in, boy" (say it like a Maori) works a treat

[FireBball972]

yes, I do SO hate little kids. they get on my nerves, even when they're not particularly annoying. just, they bug me......ugh........

[65Ponchoboy]

when ur smashin em with the bat Play "Beat on The Brat" by the Ramones

[twospirits]

Didn't you have your birthday the other day and now you are having the party. Tell them kids the party was the other day.

I blame the parents for letting their kids run around and acting crazy. Have a beer and ignore them.

[96Civ]

Work with the kids. Make up a fake scavenger hunt outside or something. Kids loooove games.

[Sean]

Originally Posted by 96Civ

Work with the kids. Make up a fake scavenger hunt outside or something. Kids loooove games.

"Hey kids! Go search in the fridge for a beer then bring it to me."

[pickle]

I had that same problem about a month ago so I tried to ignore the ones that pissed me off, I ended up getting punched in the lower back by a 6 year old. He hit me with a wooden hammer too and kicked me like 326326362 times, his mom saw and did nothing. LUCKILY FOR HIM I CAN CONTROL MYSELF

[landyacht]

Just remember, we were the same way when we were kids, whether we want to admit it or not.

Patience is a virture!

/\ HAHAHAHA, thanks man, needed a good laugh today....Im actually happy to get to work, stupid ppl calling in cheer me up (read my sig)

You're welcome sir, and i saw the comments... refer to 'Spitting Nails', hahaha!

[Raz_Kaz]

Well I finally had the chance to get away from people for a good hour (this is why im posting)

Anyways, I got 1000$ USD from ma dad, numerous watches, clothes and other things. That was the good part, but the elders partied like carzy (10 people managed to finish off a good 500$ of liquor in one night). No sleep and I gotta work tomorrow, ah well

[twospirits]

Nice present from parents.
BTW Are the kids still bugging you. If so, You can give them chocolate (ex-lax).