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Old 07-22-2004, 10:38 AM
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Warning To All Men

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called .....Beer. The drug is found in liquid form and available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage". Men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this beer and the women administering it..... there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly affected like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
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Ha! That's halarious!

Reminds me of that fateful, forgettable April longweekend (yes, this is 1/3 my fault!):

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Re: Warning To All Men

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...At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as a "relationship".
Heh. That one made me laugh...
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Golf Courses = support groups
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Funny, but true.
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damn it Raz, I can't believe you just gave away our secret!
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Re: Warning To All Men

Mine's at a bowling alley, that bad???






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damn it Raz, I can't believe you just gave away our secret!
Sorry Karen, someone had to stop you people!
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....and do you Bob, take Amy to be your lawfully wedded.........

Offf....they got me..........

the light....seems to be going dim.......

I'm a goner, boys......run.........save yourselves.........

It's too late for me......................
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OMG! They sell Jim Beam in cans?!?! Where have I been!
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