Unanswered Questions

[Jet-Lee]

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going
as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?"
6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain
silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and
apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?

yes I realize some of them are reposts, but I'm too lazy to weed 'em out.

[Sean]

6. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane
crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

If the whole plane was constructed that way, it would be to heavy to fly.

Do I get a cookie?

[Atomis27]

Repost maybe, but still teh funny.

[2of9]

i like number 5

[SeXy_AnGeL]

I have another


Why do people insist on posting somethign that they know is a repost?

[Raz_Kaz]

most are reposts....my reposts dang it!!

[pickle]

I was watching SVU the other day and the cop was arresting a deaf woman, standing BEHIND her telling her she had the right to remain silent. Why tell her at all if she's deaf? Why don't the police learn sign language for those situations? WHY WHY WHY?

[Raz_Kaz]

What the hell is SVU?

[pickle]

Special Victims Unit.

[Raz_Kaz]

Is that like "Cops" for us folk in the different hemisphere?

[pickle]

It's an American Show. Made by the same people who do Law & Order. So it's kinda like that.

[Raz_Kaz]

Originally Posted by pickle

It's an American Show. Made by the same people who do Law & Order. So it's kinda like that.

Grrr, I hate that facking show and the other 20 sitcoms that relate to it
Law and order special victims unit, law and order criminal intent and law and order the original

[Damien]

L&O sucks...oh, the deaf thing, it's happened before and since the person was deaf they got off since the Miranda Rights weren't read to them, technically.

And anyone diagnosed as insane or somehwta mentally unstable must have 2 cops present or the
arrest is null.

One last thing, those were good!

*averts eyes*

[elmnts of trnce]

Originally Posted by Sean

If the whole plane was constructed that way, it would be to heavy to fly.

Do I get a cookie?

do i get a cookie

[FireBball972]

yes, mostly reposts