Buick vs. HEMI ram update!!!! (HEMI'S taste like chicken!!)

[Hypsi87]

OK check out this crap. Last night we were all sitting around in k merchandise parkinglot and guess who pulls up. Well he comes up next to my car, parks like half an inch away from my drivers side door (That alone about set me off ) anyway, he proceeds to ask me if I am still up for the race with 900 bucks in his hand. Well I told him that I am more than willing to race but I just do not have 900 bucks laying around to put up on a bet. WELLLL him and his buddies start giving me alll sorts of shit about how much of a well, you can finish the rest. I was staying cool about it, I could not afford to lose 900 bucks and there was nothing I could do about it. ( Like I said I was not afraid of losing, it was the simple fact that anything can go wrong when you are racing a car as you all know.) Well as they are saying all sorts of shit about me they get a little too loud and everyone that was there (I would say about 60-70 people.) started to crowd around us. As people were crowding around us, they just kept on talkin it up. Finally someone in the crowd called him out. I can't remember what they said, it was something to the fact that if he wants to talk so much shit and are so confidant then to run me for the simple fact that it would make me look even worse. Well as this was going on everyone was talking shit about him. (Man this is getting more F&F all the time ) anyway, he can't stand being made fun espically by that many people. so after awhile he gets all pissed off and says F it!! "Ill put the F'in Buick right in its F'in place, blah blah blah" I just thinkin oh Hell yea it's on Well we go out to the racin place and line up. He does this crazy burnout on his radials ( I thought he did not want to mess up his tires .) I had my plane jane cooper cobra on the back and I just haze them a bit to clean them up. Well we both line up and all of a sudden this EXTREMELY hot woman steps between us to start us off. ( To some of you this might not be a big deal but this is the first time I have started a race like this so it was kind of cool ) As we are waiting I turn my boost controller down to about 12 psi ( I did not want to murder my tires with 25 PSI right off the start.) anyway, her hands go up and then down. We were off!! My boost shoot right up to 13 PSI and I am dead even with him. then My tires break loose . I let up on the throttle just enough to drop the boost to 3 PSI and they hook up. Now he is about half a truck length ahead of me. When we his 35 MPH I floor it again and bring the boost up to 13 PSI and stay even with the area where his cab meets his bed. Well 45 MPH I put it in third and crank the piss out of my boost controller. She shoots right up to 25 PSI and off we go!! It was utopia,(HA I used a big word LOL) I just went charging ahead my tires half spining, Alcohol spaying no knock my oxygen sensor readings were right where they need to be, and just haulin major a$$!! I beat him like he was standing still hooked to a rock and sitting in the bottom of a river. It was great!!! everyone watched it and half of my class that had been hearing him talk about his new HEMI watched it to. It should be interesting to go to class next monday

[-The Stig-]

Very nice.

[68chevelle]

defenetly. sounds great. i wonder when he will show his face again. was there anything after, any words exchanged or anything?

[-The Stig-]

I can only imagine the dog running away with it's tail tucked in.


Guy's probably gonna trade in his HEMI for Buick Regal now.

[youngvr4]

hahah, thats what the scrub gets. i love lining up like that with a nice chick for the flagger, nice story.

[Polygon]

The truck Hemi is nothing to skoff at when it comes to truck engines, but it was never built for speed. Good job putting the tool in his place. If he had half a brain he would have known better.

[-The Stig-]

Originally Posted by Polygon

The truck Hemi is nothing to skoff at when it comes to truck engines, but it was never built for speed. Good job putting the tool in his place. If he had half a brain he would have known better.

Don't give him so much credit... 1/16th a brain.

[Polygon]

Originally Posted by RedNeck383

Don't give him so much credit... 1/16th a brain.

Yep, that's his problem. He only has enough brain matter to keep his organs going. Not much left for actual though process.

[98gtstang]

great job lol. i'd of loved to see his face when you pulled away great 2 see ppl put in their place

[90Stangjc]

I guess i dont get to bitch slap em' now........ow well in a way......you slaped the hell out of him. Good job, too bad he didnt have a girlfriend......you could have took her too......ya know.....besides his pathetic pride.

[2000LS1Z28]

Good kill. Out of stupidity what type of Buick do you have? I'm guessing a Gran National. I will come outright and say that alot of those Hemi owners are boneheads. There were numerous kills on Hemi powered trucks on LS1.com It appeared as though the commercial made them think that they could smoke a muscle car even with a boat attached. Anyways, I never get hot chicks to flag me down. The most I had was a hot girl throwing a kick at my former car (I raced her friend/boyfriend).

[209 neon]

you should have raced him for money dang lol

[GTStang]

Nice job man!!!!! If you lived closer we I would have spotted you the cash. I could use a quick $900 cause daddy is looking at TT kits.

[Sticky]

I'd atleast make it well known to everyone that he lost, badly. Then ask him if he has the $900 he owes you.

[alphalanos]

awesome awesome awesome!!!! i love it!!!!