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Old 01-15-2002, 03:37 PM
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Football more important then life & death!

A man had great tickets for the FA cup final. As he
sits down, another
man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the
seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their
right mind would
have a seat like this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest
sporting event
in Britain, and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
supposed
to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first
Cup Final we
haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But
couldn't you
find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a
neighbour to take
the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."
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Old 01-15-2002, 03:49 PM
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lol. ive heard a golf version of a joke something like that, but i cant remember it.
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Old 01-15-2002, 11:14 PM
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I'd see a Steeler's (american) Football game over a funeral! :o

Heck, one of the local radio personalities is trying to figure out by when his wife should give birth so he doesn't miss the Super Bowl!!!
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Old 01-15-2002, 11:17 PM
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LOL I have heard this one on the Radio
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LOL...Its so true......English and there soccer !!!!
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Well is nearly like that here Pman when the All Blacks play OZ
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Old 01-19-2002, 05:39 AM
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Well is nearly like that here Pman when the All Blacks play OZ
So true.

I wouldn't waste my money going to see the Kings play . There would be plenty of spare seats there
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There would be plenty of spare seats there
there would be plenty of spare stands there....I heard they bought two new supporters from Manchester United.....and one of them got a game....
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