How I Spent Last Night....

goat_launcher · #1 04-29-2004, 08:47 AM

Alright, so last night I skipped work and hung out with my friends who live on campus (at UCLA) So, I decided that if I'm gonna skip work, I'm gonna get drunk OFF MY ASS, and that's exactly what I did. I had probably 7 shots of 100 proof vodka and by 10 PM I was stumbling down the hallway falling over, shitfaced

At around 3 in the morning, I decided to leave so I went outside to my car. That's when everything went wrong. I walked all around my car (always do that, security measure) and I find that BOTH my front passenger and rear passenger tires are completely flat. I mean, fucking FLAT, all the way empty. Now I'm pissed. My tires didn't deflate themselves, and I still don't know what the fuck happened. Anyways, still drunk off my ass, I tried to call AAA but my phone battery cut out

I took the spare tire out of the back trunk, but I was so drunk I couldn't find the jack (it was right by the spare tire)

At that point I didn't know what to do, so I did the most absolute worst thing possible...I drove drunk on 2 flat tires (about 7 miles) IDIOT!! AGHHHH!!!! (I barely even remember driving home) When I got home I took another look at the tires, and sure enough, my rims had cut both the front and back tires with their weight. All I wanted to do know was deal with it in the morning, so I crashed on my bed. I woke up today to 2 flat tires and I'm going to have to miss school to solve my problem.

I seriously want to find out who the fuck did this to my car,

when I find them, the shit's gonna go down. That's my rant. Peace out.

DGB454 · #2 04-29-2004, 09:22 AM

So your plan was to drive home drunk on good tires?
I'd say someone did you and anyone else on the road favor.

Atomis27 · #3 04-29-2004, 09:30 AM

Bad drunk. No donut.

Jimmiz71 · #4 04-29-2004, 10:05 AM

The worst part is that It doesnt seem to bother you that you drove piss ass drunk...if your going to drink Dont Drive!!

sounds like your priority's are out of whack. At least with flat tires you couldnt drive like a maniac.
-Jimmy

TexasF355F1 · #5 04-29-2004, 10:33 AM

I can't believe your were actually gonna drive drunk. Why couldn't you just crash at your friends dorm? Definately safer for you and anyone else on the road. That sux that happened though. Hopefully you'll find out some more info.

l33tc4k30fd00m · #6 04-29-2004, 10:51 AM

Hmmm... Well the other guy was on a major guilt trip. As for you...

Anyone got an RPG-7 I could borrow? The last thing you'll have to worry about is your tires Mr. Launcher of Goats.

MBTN · #7 04-29-2004, 11:06 AM

That's stupider than what I did... At least I had 4 good tires and a 2 mile ride home...

freakray · #8 04-29-2004, 11:33 AM

Your biggest bitch is your tyres?

Somebody help him get his darwin award?

goat_launcher · #9 04-29-2004, 12:59 PM

I agree with basically everything everyone has said....I did an extremely stupid thing. Now I have to dump 300 for 2 new tires. Yay me.

Yo Jason, I'm buying the new lil' Flip tomorrow! It's on, Son!!!!

Throw yo Setts in the Air...

Peace.

RSX-S777 · #10 04-29-2004, 04:53 PM

You're that inevitable guy on COPS who runs from the cops because he's shitcanned, flat tires, rims shooting sparks, line of about 20 cruisers behind him.Very amusing television....I love that show. Without you it would be all about domestic violence, petty drug busts and the like. So...thanks?

In conclusion, drunk driving is wrong/ Hollywood is leading our youth down a moral sewer.

freakonaleash1187 · #11 04-29-2004, 05:00 PM

i hope you never drive drunk again. people who drive drunk are ignorant imo. first of all i wouldn't drive drunk because i might hurt my baby (my car) in a wreck, and second i could hurt or kill somebody, and third, dui's are a b**ch.

RSX-S777 · #12 04-29-2004, 06:54 PM

Fourth, if you smash your head against a windshield, it really messes up your hair.

Toksin · #13 04-30-2004, 12:50 AM

You were going to drive drunk?

You'll get no sympathy from me. Glad you fucked your tyres, too bad you didnt smash your rims too.

Suislide · #14 05-01-2004, 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goat_launcher

I seriously want to find out who the fuck did this to my car

newsflash. you did.

if you had done a sensible thing, gone back inside and called a cab, you could've got home a)safer. b)would've saved your tires. and c)maybe would've had more of a chance of finding out who did it by leaving your car there (not disturbing evidence).

whatever. you made a bad move, so don't bitch about it. yeah they deflated your tires, but you drove home drunk, so you have no room to bitch. it was your decision, so go buy new tires and suck it up.

taranaki · #15 05-01-2004, 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suislide

newsflash. you did.

if you had done a sensible thing, gone back inside and called a cab, you could've got home a)safer. b)would've saved your tires. and c)maybe would've had more of a chance of finding out who did it by leaving your car there (not disturbing evidence).

whatever. you made a bad move, so don't bitch about it. yeah they deflated your tires, but you drove home drunk, so you have no room to bitch. it was your decision, so go buy new tires and suck it up.

Sums it up nicely.

Thought for the day- maybe one of your smarter friends didn't want you to drive drunk,and thought it unwise to try and reason with you?If that be the case,you're even dumber than he thought.Next time he'll have to remove the rims as well.

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