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04-15-2004, 08:22 AM
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A letter to Mom...
Here's something to keep things in perspective...
A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasies we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!
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04-15-2004, 09:27 AM
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LMAO....oh shit. NICE!
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04-15-2004, 10:28 AM
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 I didn't find that too funny.
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04-15-2004, 11:29 AM
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Re: A letter to Mom...
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04-15-2004, 12:30 PM
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Re: A letter to Mom...
I could use that... well, without the whole pregnancy thing.
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04-15-2004, 03:43 PM
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Re: Re: A letter to Mom...
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04-15-2004, 08:18 PM
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That would've been more helpful if I'd seen it over a year ago
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blindside.AMG: i just turned on my HIGH VELOCITY AIR CIRCULATOR on blindside.AMG: fancy huh pickle: does it have a big name to compensate for your small penis? blindside.AMG: you know it baby blindside.AMG: but in all seriousness blindside.AMG: the Benz is to compensate for my small penis Ssom: I am a very sexy man and should be making some caramel coloured babies with white women
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04-15-2004, 08:23 PM
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Re: A letter to Mom...
That is precisely why I thank God every night that I have boys.
With a boy you worry about one prick. With a girl you worry about all of them.
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04-16-2004, 11:19 AM
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Re: Re: A letter to Mom...
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I hope I didn't sound like an ass. Sorry if I did.
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