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Old 04-08-2004, 11:31 AM
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Riddle Me This!!!

What has a neck and no head???

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What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

it's all I got for now...just wanted to make this quick!
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Old 04-08-2004, 11:37 AM
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What has a neck and no head???
A bottle?
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Old 04-08-2004, 11:52 AM
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What does the Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

their high potential to be shitty? (assuming you're talking star trek)
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They both attack klingons(cling-ons) ? Yeah star trek is gay
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:27 PM
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Hey now! Star Trek kicks ass.
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Old 04-08-2004, 01:50 PM
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Hey now! Star Trek kicks ass.
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It's okay Steel, we'll not chastise you TOO much for being a trekkie. So, tell me, are there a lot of babes at the conventions?
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When is a door not a door?
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When is a door not a door?
When it's a window?
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Keep dissin' Star Trek and I'll bring up your collection of Tellitubbie bedsheets

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Not quite, but try again.
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whats wrong with star trek? other then the new series......
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When is a door not a door?
when it is ajar.
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TP and the enterprise both hang around Uranus and wipe out Klingons...

Hardy harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
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TP and the enterprise both hang around Uranus and wipe out Klingons...

Hardy harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
There's one less drunk.


Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
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There's one less drunk.


Q: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Um... just a guess, but 11?
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