This is so nasty..

[Ricochet]

but f'in hilarious. This was on www.bodybuilding.com but the admins erased it.

Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can't tell my family i'll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She's 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i've talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.

[Porsche]

LOL, but nothing like excrememnt to liven up th bedroom romance.

[BP2K2Max]

anyone ever see the movie "train spotting"?

[tonioseven]

[TexasF355F1]

What a dumbshit. It's not like she doesn't know his name or what frat he's in. His name is gonna be 'shit' from now on. That's hillarious.

[Ricochet]

Originally Posted by TexasF355F1

What a dumbshit. It's not like she doesn't know his name or what frat he's in. His name is gonna be 'shit' from now on. That's hillarious.

He wiped it on her ass to make her think she was the one who shat all over the bed.

[TexasF355F1]

Originally Posted by Ricochet

He wiped it on her ass to make her think she was the one who shat all over the bed.

Yea I know, but I'm not so sure how well that worked. That's just disgusting.

[goat_launcher]

The dude shit himself while sleeping? only babies and old dudes so that. That guy has got issues with his sphincter valve, or else the story is

[IntegraBoy2003]

Ohh my gawd, lol what a dumb ass fucker

[chicago_guy]

Hahahahaha...at least the guy was somewhat creative.

[ROB3000GTVR4]

Now thats some NASTY SHIT!!! But funny too

[deadlight]

Already posted and locked.

[TerminalVelocity]

KIDDING!

[jon@af]

Wow. that's pretty sick.

[KustmAce]

Thats pretty icky