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*types in "Ford Thunderbird"..

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An essay on Ford Thunderbird
In this essay I will consider the social, economic and political factors of Ford Thunderbird. The constantly changing fashionable take on Ford Thunderbird demonstrates the depth of the subject. Remarkably Ford Thunderbird is heralded by shopkeepers and investment bankers alike, leading many to state that it is important to remember that ‘what goes up must come down.’ Inevitably Ford Thunderbird is often misunderstood by socialists, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance.

Social Factors

Interweaving social trends form a strong net in which we are all trapped. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of Ford Thunderbird on today's society. Both tyranny and democracy are tried and questioned. Yet Ford Thunderbird is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Of paramount importance to any study of Ford Thunderbird within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. It is intrinsically linked to adolescent inner acclimatisation.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Ford Thunderbird. We will study the Greek-Roman model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Transport
Costs

Ford Thunderbird


Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Clearly transport costs cannot sustain this instability for long. Strong fluctuations in investor confidence have been seen over the past two financial years.

Political Factors

Politics - smolitics! Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing Ford Thunderbird and political feeling.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by one of the great political analysts Odysseus Woodpecker 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with Ford Thunderbird. Both spectacular failure and unequaled political accomplishment may be accredited to Ford Thunderbird.

Why did Ford Thunderbird cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that Ford Thunderbird doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion

We can say with certainty Ford Thunderbird parades along man's streets and man waves back. It enlightens our daily lives, 'literally' plants seeds for harvest, and most importantly it perseveres.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Courteney Astaire: 'My Daddy loved Ford Thunderbird and his Daddy loved Ford Thunderbird.' [3]
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You just picked the wrong subject. Now, type in "vagina" and, voila! Instant classic:

An essay on vagina To delve deeply into vagina is an exciting adventure. I really, really like vagina. Until recently considered taboo amongst polite society, vagina is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning vagina by the easily lead, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. At the heart of the subject are a number of key factors. I plan to examine each of these factors in detail and and asses their importance. Social Factors There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When Sir Bernard Chivilary said 'hounds will feast on society' [1] he created a monster which society has been attempting to tame ever since. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, vagina is quite good. Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon vagina. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, vagina will have its place in society. Economic Factors Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to vagina. Of course, vagina fits perfectly into the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, which I hope will be familiar to most readers. Average
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vaginaWhen displayed this way it becomes very clear that vagina is of great importance. Clearly the average wage plays in increasingly important role in the market economy. Many analysts fear a subsequent depression. Political Factors Modern politics owes much to the animal kingdom. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing vagina now, and its equivalent in the 1800s. It is always enlightening to consider the words of one of the great political analysts Elijah Rock 'Political idealists must ideally deal, for I daily list my ideals politically.' [2] I couldn't have put it better my self. When it comes to vagina this is clearly true. If I may be as bold as to paraphrase, he was saying that 'political ideals are built on the solid cornerstone of vagina.'Since the Renaissance vagina has become more and more prevalent. May it continue. Conclusion In my opinion vagina has, and will continue to be a major building block for the world in which we live. It enlightens our daily lives, brought up a generation and is a joy to behold. As a parting shot here are the words of super-star Uma Spielberg: 'I love vagina? Yes! Hurray for vagina!' [3] <HR SIZE=1>[1] Sir Bernard Chivilary - Interestingly... - 1904 Badger Books [2] Rock - Roll It Up - 1977 - F. Lower Publishing [3] It Magazine - Issue 302 - Spam Media Group
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I can't help it, my turn...
An essay on Britney Spears' ass
While many learned professors have abandoned hope of ever discovering the truth behind Britney Spears' ass, I for one feel that it is still a worthy cause for examination. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Britney Spears' ass. Though Britney Spears' ass is a favourite topic of discussion amongst monarchs, presidents and dictators, Britney Spears' ass is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. The juxtapositioning of Britney Spears' ass with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from the upper echelons of progressive service sector organisations, trapped by their infamous history. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he, contrary to my learned colleague Sir George Allen’s recent publication ‘Into the eye of Britney Spears' ass’, could not have been referring to eighteenth century beliefs regarding society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, Britney Spears' ass smells of success.

Nothing represents every day life better than Britney Spears' ass, and I mean nothing. Clearly it promotes higher individualism and obeyence of instinct. As soon as a child meets Britney Spears' ass they are changed.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Britney Spears' ass. We shall examine the Custard-Not-Mustard model, a lovely model. Housing
Prices

Britney Spears' ass


When displayed this way it becomes very clear that Britney Spears' ass is of great importance. Clearly housing prices is in financial terms 'holding hands with Britney Spears' ass.' In the light of this free trade must be examined.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of Britney Spears' ass can be like looking at chalk and cheese.

We cannot talk of Britney Spears' ass and politics without remembering the words of a legend in their own life time, Demetrius Woodpecker 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' [2] This quotation leads me to suspect that he was not unaccustomed to Britney Spears' ass. It speaks volumes. It is a well known 'secret' that what prompted many politicians to first strive for power was Britney Spears' ass.

Is Britney Spears' ass politically correct, in every sense? Each man, woman and to a lesser extent, child, must make up their own mind.
Conclusion

To reiterate, Britney Spears' ass parades along man's streets and man waves back. It replenishes the self, puts out 'fires', and always chips in.

Here with the final word is Hollywood's Justin Garfunkel: 'You win some, you loose some, but Britney Spears' ass wins most often.' [3]
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hmmm, not exactly "A" material
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An essay on A MILF

Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about A MILF? Advancments in A MILF can be linked to many areas. Indispensable to homosapians today, there are just not enough blues songs written about A MILF. It still has the power to shock the aristocracy, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is A MILF.

Social Factors

Society begins and ends with A MILF. When Lance Bandaner said 'twelve times I've traversed the ocean of youthful ambition but society still collects my foot prints' [1] he was clearly refering to the impact of A MILF on today's society. More a melody to societies dysfunctions than a parody of the self, A MILF bravely illustrates what we are most afraid of, what we all know deep down in our hearts.

Of paramount importance to any study of A MILF within its context, is understanding the ideals of society. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, A MILF will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Do we critique the markets, or do they in-fact critique us? We will study the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a lovely model.
Market
Value
Of
Gold

A MILF

When displayed this way it becomes very clear that A MILF is of great importance. My personal view is that the market value of gold sings a very different tune. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.

Political Factors

No man is an island, but what of politics? Contrasting the numerous political activists campaigning for the interests of A MILF can be like looking at the popular view of A MILF and the harsh reality.

In the words of award winning journalist Elijah B. Adger 'The success of any political system can only truly be assessed once the fat lady has sung.' [2] I argue that his insight into A MILF provided the inspiration for these great words. If A MILF be the food of politics, play on.
Why did A MILF cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that A MILF doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.

Conclusion

We can say with certainty A MILF has a special place in the heart of mankind. It enlightens our daily lives, applauds greatness and it brings the best out in people.

One final thought from the talented Nicole Lennon: 'I demand A MILF, nothing more nothing less.' [3]
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DISCLAIMER-i thought that this was a very funny essay (note that this is nobody's mother, it's just the one-size fits all mom-bomb out of joke, because is we can talk bout vaginas then we can talk bout "yo mama")

An essay on yo mama

The subject of yo mama is a controversial issue. The constantly changing fashionable take on yo mama demonstrates the depth of the subject. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, it is yet to receive proper recognition for laying the foundations of democracy. It is estimated that that yo mama is thought about eight times every day by so called 'babies', trapped by their infamous history. Complex though it is I shall now attempt to provide an exaustive report on yo mama and its numerous 'industries'.

Social Factors

Society is our own everyday reality. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Spanning divides such as class, race and uglyness, yo mama helps to provide some sort of equilibrium in this world of ever changing, always yearning chaos.

Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon yo mama. To put it simply, people like yo mama.

Economic Factors

Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will study the Lead-a-Duck-to-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Interest

yo mama

There is no longer a need to argue the importance of yo mama, it is clear to see that the results speak for themselves. The question which surfaces now is, how? Clearly interest sings a very different tune. The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing international relations since the end of the century can be like observing yo mamailisation, as it's become known, and one's own sense of morality.

Consider this, spoken at the tender age of 14 by award winning journalist Demetrius T. Time 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] What a fantastic quote. History tells us that yo mama will always be a vote winner, whether we like it, or not.
One of the great ironies of this age is yo mama. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

Conclusion

In summary, yo mama must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It sings a new song, applauds greatness and statistically it's great.

The final say goes to the award winning Uma Love Hewitt: 'You win some, you loose some, but yo mama wins most often.' [3]

[1] J H Darcy - The Spaniard - 1988 - PPT

[2] Time - Yes Indeed - 1987 Indegro Books

[3] Everything you always wanted to know about yo mama, but were afraid to ask. - Issue 287 - QKS Publishing[b][size=7]
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An essay on oz paying for internet virgins
Man's greatest achievement? Perhaps not, but can you afford not to read on when I am about to tell you about oz paying for internet virgins? There are many factors which influenced the development of oz paying for internet virgins. Cited by many as the single most important influence on post modern micro eco compartmentalism, oz paying for internet virgins is not given the credit if deserves for inspiring many of the worlds famous painters. It is estimated that that oz paying for internet virgins is thought about eight times every day by those most reliant on technology, who are yet to grow accustomed to its disombobulating nature. In the light of this I will break down the issues in order to give each of them the thought that they fully deserve

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When blues legend 'Bare Foot D' remarked 'awooooh eeee only my dawg understands me' [1] he could have been making a reference to oz paying for internet virgins, but probably not. Much has been said about the influence of the media on oz paying for internet virgins. Observers claim it is crunchy on the outside but soft in the middle.

Nothing represents every day life better than oz paying for internet virgins, and I mean nothing. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, oz paying for internet virgins will have its place in society.

Economic Factors

Increasingly economic growth and innovation are being attributed to oz paying for internet virgins. Of course, oz paying for internet virgins fits perfectly into the JTB-Guide-Dog model, a classic economic system of analysis. Interest

oz paying for internet virgins


What a splendid graph. Recent studies indicate that interest is in financial terms 'holding hands with oz paying for internet virgins.' The economic policy spectrum is seeing a period of unprecedented growth.

Political Factors

Politics has in some areas been seen to embrace an increasing ananiathesis of intergovernmentalism leading to neo-functionalism. Looking at the spectrum represented by a single political party can be reminiscent of comparing night and day.

We cannot talk of oz paying for internet virgins and politics without remembering the words of nobel prize winner Noah Tuigamala 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' [2] This clearly illustrates the primary concern of those involved with oz paying for internet virgins. Perhaps the word which sums up the importance of oz paying for internet virgins to politics is 'participation'.

I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for oz paying for internet virgins?
Conclusion

In summary, oz paying for internet virgins has played a large part in the development of man in the 20th Century and its influence remains strong. It collaborates successfully, brings glamour to an unglamorous time, though oz paying for internet virgins brings with it obvious difficulties, it is truly oz paying for internet virgins.

The final say goes to the award winning Christina Kournikova: 'You win some, you loose some, but oz paying for internet virgins wins most often.' [3]
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if i need another laugh, i will be sure to read this thread again.
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Wait a minute!! You lOOse some?? Geez, the freaking essay machine has a typo. Bastard!! NOW HOW WILL I GET INTO HARVARD?!?!?!
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