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03-20-2004, 10:15 PM
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Hold the Mayo...
Two college roommates are about to go to bed. The guy in the top bunk has his girlfriend sleeping over and to try to keep quiet, they devise a code. His girlfrend will say tomato if she wants him to go slower and lettuce for him to go faster. As they begin to have sex, the girl starts to moan, "lettuce,lettuce, tomato, tomato!" The roommate on the bottom bunk wakes up the next morning and says, "Stop making sandwiches at night, you got mayonaise in my eye!"
 
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03-20-2004, 10:21 PM
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03-20-2004, 10:24 PM
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Re: Hold the Mayo...
aaaahhhgggg
 
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03-21-2004, 01:08 AM
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03-21-2004, 05:40 PM
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  My friend actually had to go threw something like that (no nothing got on him). His friend in the top bunk beat it every single night right when they went to bed. I can't believe he didn't say anything about it, but he said he didn't want to embarrass his friend. So right when they went ot bed, 10 minutes in or so he'd hear it and the top bunk would start movin and he'd hear his friend groaning. Very disgusting, I would have done something about it and call him out on it.
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03-22-2004, 05:31 PM
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Re: Hold the Mayo...
lol
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