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Old 06-21-2004, 08:07 AM
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A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?"
"Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose."

"Wow, what does it look like after sex?"
"Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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HAHA...thats good stuff! LOL
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seen it before, but still funny
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God, that's sick!
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Hahaha...that's gross.
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Its gross and funny!
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that is absoultely disgusting
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It's funny cuzz its true haha
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Wow, that isn't true. And it is completely disgusting.
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LMAO...That is funny as hell!!!!!!
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Gack.
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You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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