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Old 03-14-2004, 03:01 PM
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Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

This could be for you - http://www.imaginarygirlfriends.com/index.php

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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

genius theory, impractical practice.

Now, if they made house visits..
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

oh my goodness. dont know why i am about to say this: i think i have seen one or two of them in porn, or similar faces.
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

wow is if i didnt feel pathetic enugh, i would have to kill myself if i was ever that despret
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

Very funny, but dont need the site, i have a real girlfriend now
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

Hmmm..... my wife would KILL me if she knew Ithought about getting one!!
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Re: Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

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oh my goodness. dont know why i am about to say this: i think i have seen one or two of them in porn, or similar faces.

I think you are right lol
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hmmm it would be funny if you did that and went to show the pictures to a friend and they had the same pictures to show you haha.... busted
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

Just tell them "I don't swing that way hot-stuff."
If it was a man asking that question, they look disgusted or embarassed for a second, if it was a woman asking, they look confused.
After seeing the expression on their face you can say that you were joking, or you can stare at them until they go away.
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OMG that site is just too sad for words!
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

$40 per two week period.....i'm at a loss for words. God Bless the internet. The Funniest part is that some of those girls are actually book to capicity
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Re: Tired of people asking if you have a girlfriend?

Wait, what is my girlfriend doing on that site!?!?
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OMG, thats so fucked up. Oh well, I now have Toksins xmas gift.
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OMG, thats so fucked up. Oh well, I now have Toksins xmas gift.

Ba hahahaha. I'll go halves with you; we'll pay extra for the ugliest one to send the biggest undies shes got!

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