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Old 03-13-2004, 07:30 PM
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Hiney Bubbles

What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.





The Fishing Spot

One day Bob and Bubba went fishing. They were catching a lot of fish so they wanted to figure out how to remember this part if the lake.
Bob said, ''I know. I can spit in the water!''

But Bubba said, '' No! How will we know it's your spit?''

They thought and thought and finally Bob said, '' I know. We can draw an 'X' right here on the side of the boat!''

But Bubba said ''No, no, Bob. That won't work! How will we know that we get the same boat next time?''





It's Sohotta In The Sahara

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.
"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.
"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.
"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."

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Old 03-13-2004, 07:45 PM
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OMG, thats awful. ha ha.
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wow.... where the hell do you get these?
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lol Damm I guess!!
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toni come onyou can do beeter than that .....
keep em coming
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wow.... where the hell do you get these?
he will never tell.
i loved the second one.
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Just when I thought you couldn't do any worse...you completely exceed my expectations
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Just when I thought you couldn't do any worse...you completely exceed my expectations
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oh tonio, what do you do all day?
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SCHIZ!!! YOU SUCK!!! WTF!!!???!!!

I had such hope that you were posting some good jokes considering little Johnny!!!

The last one has been done so many ways...
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Re: Re: since it's Saturday...
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SCHIZ!!! YOU SUCK!!! WTF!!!???!!!

I had such hope that you were posting some good jokes considering little Johnny!!!

The last one has been done so many ways...
Seems to me that you're today's bad joke. Perhaps you can do better (worse in my case)?! You need to get a perspective on things; I tell you beforehand that they're terrible. I also don't tolerate personal attacks of any sort towards me. Consider this a friendly reminder that you're always welcome to spend your time elsewhere. Have a nice day
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Sorry about that...forgot the sarcastic smile or j/k

I wa splayin as usual tonio, ya know
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