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03-12-2004, 06:28 PM
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The lawyer...
There was this lawyer who drove his shiny new Lexus to work one day. He parked it right down in front of the firm where he worked to show it off to all his lawyer buddies. As he got out, this truck side-swiped the door and ripped it right off.
The driver stopped and ran to the lawyer saying "Are you alright, are you alright?" The lawyer, now furious, started to scream and berate the driver. "What the hell do you think you are doing? This is my brand new Lexus...Ya know I am a lawyer and I am going to sue you for all you are worth!" Then a policeman ran up to the scene and said to the lawyer, "Calm down! You lawyers are so materialistic it's disgusting! Don't you know, when that truck ripped your door off, it took your arm with it?" The lawyer looked down and saw his left arm missing and said "Oh, God, . . . my ROLEX!" 
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03-12-2004, 07:19 PM
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Re: The lawyer...
 you're getting better at this
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03-12-2004, 07:57 PM
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Re: The lawyer...
honestly, with the bad ones i dont know if i force my self to laugh....or if its just an impulse when i see tonio's name as the author.
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03-12-2004, 08:18 PM
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Re: Re: The lawyer...
Quote:
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#9
03-12-2004, 08:44 PM
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Re: The lawyer...
I've heard that one before, from my dad.
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03-13-2004, 06:44 AM
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Re: The lawyer...
all that matters is that i get a laugh out of it. go serotonin.
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Co-Founder of AF V-Card Club 1999 Ford Mustang Cobra: Cobra R rims, Magnaflow CB. "no way man...i saw an LS1 fight godzilla and the LS1 beat godzilla and it looked in the air and was like what do you think of that god and god was like bring it bitch so they fought and the LS1 beat god now the LS1 is god because its the greatest thing ever."
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03-13-2004, 02:53 PM
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Re: The lawyer...
heh its alright
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03-13-2004, 03:55 PM
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Re: The lawyer...
good one toni i like that keep em comin...
o god my swatch
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03-13-2004, 08:33 PM
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Good one tonio
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