First Time Weed Stories

[Ironman_375]

Tell about the first time you smoked weed.

Me, I was campin at a friends house and after we made the fire i took about 12 huge hits and got to feelin good. Later that nite, 9 or so, i took about 20 more hits, and we all decided we'd go to a waterfall. So Me ( we all have stonin' names;my stonin name's Hit Man) Boner, Twitch, and Bear all hiked a half mile up some steep shit high as a kite and plopped down on this rock overhanging, yes OVER FUCKIN HANGIN!!!, the 45 foot waterfall. We sat up there for about 10 min. and decded to smoke somemore. I took about 20 more hits, the whole time i had been dippin, and we layed down for a while. Twitch kept sayin "We're Slidin!!" over and over again. After we was up there abotu 20 min, i realized i had 3 dips of snuff and haven't spit yet, and my stomach started hurtin...Any way i threw up off the side of the waterfall and we stumbled our asses back to the camp again and...smoke some more lmao...They said the amount i smoked was about teh same as 8 joints

[Oz]

Holy shit! You smoked WAY too much. First sign of an addictive personality.

Anyway, the first time I smoked I had been caught smoking cigarettes at school that day and my Mum was called. So I had a toke (1 whole joint) and was so roasted that when I was sitting there and Mum was yelling at me I burst out laughing and had to look at her forehead for ages while she told me off for thinking it was funny. Quite enjoyable.

[kublah]

The first time I smoked weed it didn't do sh!t. It's made up for that one failure every time since though...

[IntegraBoy2003]

First Time and only time I tried it was in 6th grade, I was soo fucked up lol me and my buddies went to this China walk all u can eat Buffet and the lady told my fat friend, "You know come back her any more, U eat 3 eggrool all shrimp Lo main and COmplementary mints, U know come back here ever again" lol funniest day of my life

[loismustdie]

either your a fuckin beast or u made that shit up, becuase 8 joints is insane, especially for the first time. i mean it also depends on how much you pack it and the quality of the weed but 8 joints either way is about 40 bucks worth of pot(by my satndards, 1 joint=1/2 dime bag=5$), so since it was you and like 3 or 4 other people and assuming you all had a relatively equal share of weed, then that makes it like 160$ on pot, but you prolly didn't buy dimes in that case, so i'm just gonna stop becuase after 3 joints any normal person would be passed out. but who am i to refute your testimony........

anyway my first was at my friends house, we watched half of a movie, then went upstairs and smoked, wrote 2 songs for our band, then went downstairs and finished the movie, and to this day i have no idea how that movie ended...........i smoked alltogether about 3/4 of a joint, but the second time was alot better because i wasn't just stationary we actually did stuff, and stuff is sooooooooo much more fun when your stoned.

[Steel]

Uh.. i dont remember the first time, actually. I guess that's a bad sign lol, but, the best time i had high was when my friend and i rolled 2 blunts, and we decided to go for a walk in the woods at our local park to smoke em. Problem is, we left at abbout 8:15pm, and aobut 15 minutes after we finsihed smoking those blunts to our heads, it was pitch black. But we'd already been walking a good 30 mins by then too. So... using only our lighters to illuminate the path ever minute or so, we walked for aobut 4 hours (in circles i'm sure) until we finally got out, the whole time talking aobut fucked up shit like blair witch and banshee's and stuff. And i shit thee not, at one point freaking ourselves out there was a rabbit being killed by a fox somewhere out in the distance. If you've never heard a rabbit being killed; they sound like screaming 5 year old kids. It's fucked up.

Man, those were some good times.

[ghetto7o2azn]

didnt kno so many people have smoked weed at this site do any of u regret it?

[MBTN]

Cotton mouth. That and I could not get up from my seat. I remember trying to wake up the next morning and again I couldn't move.

[YogsVR4]

Originally Posted by ghetto7o2azn

didnt kno so many people have smoked weed at this site do any of u regret it?

There are over 150,000 members. A few people responded (I know not all 150K come to this forum) so I wouldn't say its that many. Not all of us waste our money on weed - I waste mine on beer on occasion

[Amish_kid]

First time, well it wasn't weed but it was a thc product (hash oil) but man it was fun, I remember getting the munchies hard core and going to the store twice and spending some money I think I was around 13 or 14. First expirience with weed wasn't a really good one me and 2 friends combined probably smoked 2-3 g's in one big fat cannon then we moved onto 1g of blueberry and then well I took maybe 1-2 hauls off the third joint which was 1g of quebec hydro then proceeded to do nothing but the best part about it when I was really fucked I decided I wasn't gonna go home just crash at my friends place so I called home and told my parents I wouldn't be home, fuck if I know what I said to them but my mom thought I was drunk so I left it at that the next day I got home my mom asked me if I was drinkin' so I just used that as an excuse and they didn't care.

[BP2K2Max]

the first time i smoked i bought 2 roaches of some fat kid at school during lunch, i think it was 6th grade. then after i got off the school bus i ran into the woods, and rolled those lil suckers in some notebook paper( yes, lined, 8-1/2"x11", notebook paper :gag: ) and smoked. it was something like in How High when that one kid, i think he was the RA, stole Method Mans weed plant and smoked it, except i didn't use Scotch tape to hold it together. that shit tasted gross, and i didn't even get high., i didn't get my first high until the 3rd or 4th time i smoked. boy i miss my childhood

[Mr2Spyder2828]

The first time I smoked was when I graduated High school and summer began. I didnt get high my first time but the second time I smoked I got so high I thought I was going to pass out. But after that day I smoked almost every day for the next 4 or 5 years. I had fun for the first 2 or 3 years and then the weed stoped giving me the same high. I started getting really parranoid and started getting anti social. I wouldnt answere the phone and stuff like that. One time on april 20th , 4-20, We got together and decided to test the theory that you can not overdose on weed. At this point we probably had over 2,000$ worth of weed left of some of the strongest dank in town( cause we grew it ourselves!!!) So we started loading bong after bong and didnt stop. between about 4 people we went thru probably 300$ worth of weed. After a certain point you dont get any higher.

In the end, after about 4 years of straight smoking I regret that I smoked every day. Because now I cant smoke weed without getting parranoid and antisocial and it makes me depressed. I have been off of weed for about 6 months and I am just now starting to feel alittle better. If you are smoking weed I would suggest that you take breaks and do not get in the habbit of smoking every day! It becomes a crutch that you need inorder to feel normal because you have been smoking for so long that feeling high is feeling normal and when you are not stoned you feel odd. I would smoke to just pass the time and make mundane things seem more interesting, but when you get in the habbit of doing this you are almost dependent on weed to have a good time doing anything. Everything becomes less fun unless you are stoned and then depression sets in.

One great thing though that I found out about weed is that it is the perfect cure for hangovers. When I used to wake up with the worst hangovers, I would smoke a bowl and then the nausea and stuff went away and I was able to eat again.

Too much of anything is bad, so for you smokers out there think about this when you see yourself geting in the habbit of smoking everyday and using it to pass the time. I guess it affects everyone in different ways but if you continue to smoke on a daily bassis you will run into problems in the future. Depression, antisocial, lazzyness, paranoia, and dependence is what you can expect from a habitual addiction to weed. If you notice that you are not getting the same high that you once did you need to take a break, for atleast a month or two, or atleast cut back.

[AndrewR85]

I met this guy in a class of mine during my 10th grade year. We soon became close friends and he asked if I had ever smoked weed. I said no, he asked if I wanted to, and I said sure. So I catch a ride home from him, smoking while he's driving. We drop off my stuff at home and then head over to the house of a friend of his. We smoked some bomb ass shit in the guy's back yard. I just sat down on the front porch and took in everything that my senses were picking up. It was pretty crazy for a first time. My senior year, i smoked almost every weekend for the whole year and i never had weed that potent again, but a lot certainly came close. Like someone else, we all had "pot names." Most of us got our names from user names we used while playing Counter-Strike. Mine was "BobcatPM" (a mix of two stories), there was "TS-IronLung" (he could take CRAZY bong hits), "Ian" (his real name is Evan), "StuBobs" and a few others that I can't remember. Last time I smoked was on the eve of my 18th birthday (August 9th, 2003). I've never been back since. But of course, smoking weed caused me to pick up smoking cigarettes. and those are a LOT harder to quit...

[Ironman_375]

lol who ever said i must be a beast, i am...came out of highschool with the school, county, and regional weight lifting records...some big bastard lineman outbenched me by 5 lbs in state... I wish my football career was as good as my weight liftin though...
I am lucky to have rich friends!!! Twitch has been trap and skeet shooting professionally since he was like...12. He used to win shotguns when he'd win tournements, but they just recently started payin him cash so he bought 200 bucks worth of weed... we smoked 150 of it and he sold the rest to boner.
Drugs dont really affect me that much. I've took 3 750mg loratabs and drank a plastic cup full of vodka and it didnt get me quite as wasted as i had planned...it only lasted and hour or so anyway

FOr those wonderin why we all got names, it's because how we act when we're stoned...
Twitch got his name from takin oxy and he fell asleep twitchin'
Bear got his from huffin duster...when he talked he sounded like a fukin bear lol
Boner is called boner because when we smoke weed, he always puts his hands down his pants and then gets a....yeah i think its kinda weird too
I'm called hit Man because i take just MONSTER hits of weed...and because I look like an italian mobster lol

[Oz]

Ironman - you got any pics of yourself? You sound like one massive motherfucker.