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#1
04-30-2001, 08:27 PM
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i have always wondered what this place would be like if i were god here. so here is what it would be like, naked women, beer flows from the faucets, and no STD's. Then again what do i know, i do know this......
Cars would be cheap and the women would be easy...if i were GOD. Toodles Hommies.... 
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05-23-2001, 05:38 PM
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And nobody would need Viagra!
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06-03-2001, 07:13 PM
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Here are some more:
-Doctor's wouldn't get paid shit and working with cars would pay well into the 7 figures -We could load data into our brains like the Matrix  -Mandatory Orgies!  -Cheaper Gas -No Cat-Converters -No Smog Laws -No Smog -102 Octane @ the Pump -Shifter Kart and Full Out Racing Schools part of High School -Cops that would do their job rather than crack down on the youth of america and the cars that they drive -X-Ray Vision! that's be a pretty sweet world to live in l8
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06-18-2001, 10:21 AM
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Well, I already am a god, so here are the highlights of my godliness:
-Free sex with my homebred Amish whores -The Castration of Castro, Hussein, Bin Laden, and Bush -Free Bentleys for everyone! -Trips to LeMans -The feeling of joy when u see a Bentley on the road More is coming folks!
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06-22-2001, 06:39 PM
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80 mph minimum speed limit
women would go topless all the time  3-1 female to male ratio:frog: all females would be super cute universal ratings for horsepower and speed none of that kw or km crap cholesterol would be a good thing everyone would have some form of high speed access to the internet you could order any part for any car no matter how rare or how old and get it the next day for a resonable price no taxes gas for FREE death penalties for people who f#$% with your car every house had a garage--10 car garage there would be no such thing as rust and every bolt on your car was easliy accesible (no knuckle busting)
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07-05-2001, 10:27 AM
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Interesting. This is chaos...*laughs*
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07-05-2001, 11:23 PM
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Well if were god, I would banish Chaos theory, its far to misunderstood, and to easily followed as a philosophy on life to be of any use.
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07-06-2001, 09:30 AM
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*laughing* Then the world would lead to linear explanations for everything!
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