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03-08-2004, 08:21 AM
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You know you allwanted this...
Getting Flowers
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.....for no reason." The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?" The brunette says, "Oh sure.....but he always has expectations after getting me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"   Blonde Tip-toe Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.  Taxed Blonde A blonde walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms. ''That will be $1.08, please'' says the clerk. ''What's the eight cents for?'' asks the blonde. ''It says one dollar right here on the packaging.'' ''Tax,'' replies the clerk. ''Gee,'' says the blonde, ''I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put!'' Note to Dayna: I don't mean anything offensive towards blondes; I just like really terrible jokes 
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03-08-2004, 08:31 AM
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Re: You know you allwanted this...
that is some funny shizznaw lol
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03-08-2004, 10:11 AM
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Yep, those sure are terrible.
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03-08-2004, 12:36 PM
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no tonio...those were actually bananas
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03-08-2004, 02:29 PM
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Re: You know you all wanted this...
He's getting a little better
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03-08-2004, 03:24 PM
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Re: You know you all wanted this...
I really don't mind hearing your jokes tonio, it is always nice to hear a joke to brighten up the day a bit. They aren't always laugh out loud funny but I always appreciate the humor behind them. Kudos!
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03-08-2004, 03:44 PM
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03-08-2004, 03:57 PM
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Re: You know you allwanted this...
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 A good laugh for a bad day.
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03-08-2004, 04:01 PM
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Re: You know you all wanted this...
haha bananas don't begin to describe that first one
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03-08-2004, 04:04 PM
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Re: You know you all wanted this...
i like the jokes keep them coming...
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03-08-2004, 04:26 PM
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Re: You know you all wanted this...
Tonio, do me a favour. Get someone to take a photo of you doing an 'evil monk' impersonation and post it at the bottom of every batch of bad jokes. I can host it for you if you like. It would make the whole thing so much sweeter.
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