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Old 03-07-2004, 08:56 AM   #1
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Beat this Zcaithaca!

The seven dwarves are going to church...all the dwarves except dopey sit in the back row...dopey sits in the front row...

The minister starts talking and dopey raises his hand and asks: "is there a midget nun in this church?"

Minister : "no dopey there is no midget nun in this church"

Dopey:"is there a midget nun in this town?"

Minister "no, there is no miget nun in this town."

the minister goes on with his sermon until dopey interrupts him again

"is there a midget nun in the county?"

"No. there is no midget nun in this county dopey.

"is there a midget nun in this state?

"No dopey there is no midget nun in this state!"

so the minister starts preaching and then dopey interrupts him

"is there a midget nun in this world!!??"

"NO DOPEY, THERE IS NO MIDGET NUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

all 6 of the other dwarves stand up in the back row and say, "Dopey Screwed a Penguin!!"




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Old 03-07-2004, 09:18 AM   #2
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I did laugh at that one back in the sixth grade (twenty-five years ago)

















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Old 03-07-2004, 09:20 AM   #3
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Re: Beat this Zcaithaca!

Jokes were around 25 years ago...wow
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Old 03-07-2004, 02:42 PM   #4
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Re: Beat this Zcaithaca!

..... why you gotta be pickin on the little guys?
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Re: Re: Beat this Zcaithaca!

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Jokes were around 25 years ago...wow


Suddenly I'm looking forward to a Tonio post...
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wow...
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Re: Beat this Zcaithaca!

Don't penguins lay eggs?
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Dopey doesn't talk.
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really?
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Re: Beat this Zcaithaca!

Zach, were you trying to challenge yourself to a joke contest or something? ('Beat this Zcaithaca!')
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um...theres a thread called "beat this tonio" (made by damien, so i made "beat this damien" (by me) and then i ran out of names so i used zcaithaca
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um...theres a thread called "beat this tonio" (made by damien, so i made "beat this damien" (by me) and then i ran out of names so i used zcaithaca
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Re: Beat this Zcaithaca!

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I did laugh at that one back in the sixth grade (twenty-five years ago)



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