Atheist humour

[taranaki]

Please don't click on this link if you find us non-believers offensive.

http://www.onthejohnnews.com/2004/002/atheist.htm

[Oz]

[crayzayjay]

yeah.... what the fuck?

[taranaki]

Satire,either you get it,or you don't.




here's something a little less subtle

http://www.themorningnews.org/archiv...ooper_reel.php

[YogsVR4]

Color me confused

[mentel]

lol. That's great! God Damn, Jesus Christ, that was funny! LOL

[deadlight]

Aetheists everywhere are going to hell and they know it.

[TexasF355F1]

That was kinda funny. But not the side-splitting humor I was hoping for.

[SwaveDave]

Originally Posted by mentel

lol. That's great! God Damn, Jesus Christ, that was funny! LOL

Jesus Christ was and is , a real person. He died on your behalf because he is the Creator who made you in his image and so you could spend forver with him instead of having to pay for your own many sins . May i encourage you all to go and see the movie out called :' The Passion' so you are well aware of the enormous price that the Son of God wanted to pay for you -- he had YOU in mind when he was on the cross . If youve never looked into the Christian Faith before, id be pleased to send you a 47 page binder free of charge which is called : The 12 Points that Prove Christianity.(just email me at [email protected] but you must be an honest Seeker and not a time waster). It covers the evidence for God existing, why there are absolute moral laws, historical evidence for Christ, archeological evidence, why miracles are possible, and other forms of evidence ; since there is an exceptionally good chance that hell is a real place, i think it would behoove you to at least look into it. If you want to check out a website for further personal investigation, go to :www.drdino.com and browse around.

Dave

[Amish_kid]

Originally Posted by SwaveDave

Jesus Christ was and is , a real person. He died on your behalf because he is the Creator who made you in his image and so you could spend forver with him instead of having to pay for your own many sins . May i encourage you all to go and see the movie out called :' The Passion' so you are well aware of the enormous price that the Son of God wanted to pay for you -- he had YOU in mind when he was on the cross . If youve never looked into the Christian Faith before, id be pleased to send you a 47 page binder free of charge which is called : The 12 Points that Prove Christianity.(just email me at [email protected] but you must be an honest Seeker and not a time waster). It covers the evidence for God existing, why there are absolute moral laws, historical evidence for Christ, archeological evidence, why miracles are possible, and other forms of evidence ; since there is an exceptionally good chance that hell is a real place, i think it would behoove you to at least look into it. If you want to check out a website for further personal investigation, go to :www.drdino.com and browse around.

Dave

[broddie50]

Personally, my who gives a f*** detector is in the red....

[slave]

I prefer the pic where it has that jesus calling me a c$#t.

WTF, Dave, fuck off. Its called humour, really, you wanna have another of your bigoted rants, start up a new thread in the philosophizing thread. That way those of us looking for a laugh can ignore you easier.

[SwaveDave]

Originally Posted by slave

I prefer the pic where it has that jesus calling me a c$#t.

WTF, Dave, fuck off. Its called humour, really, you wanna have another of your bigoted rants, start up a new thread in the philosophizing thread. That way those of us looking for a laugh can ignore you easier.

RESPONSE:

I can appreciate good humor, but, mocking , ridiculing, and slandering The Creator of the Universe who programmed your DNA to make you very special, unique, andlike no other human amongst 6 billion others....is very very inappropriate and it brings condemnation upon the person who does it. I would encourage you to draw nearer to your Creator who loves you very much...instead of distancing yourselves from him.

Peace, dave

[Amish_kid]

Originally Posted by SwaveDave

RESPONSE:

I can appreciate good humor, but, mocking , ridiculing, and slandering The Creator of the Universe who programmed your DNA to make you very special, unique, andlike no other human amongst 6 billion others....is very very inappropriate and it brings condemnation upon the person who does it. I would encourage you to draw nearer to your Creator who loves you very much...instead of distancing yourselves from him.

Peace, dave

Let me guess you don't beleive in evolution either do you?

[Ace$nyper]

Originally Posted by Amish_kid

Let me guess you don't beleive in evolution either do you?

Well thats not 100% cause even alot of relgoius ppl admit to evloution just not all the way. We have and keep proving there are changes in animals ppl plants etc. No ones still sure about where or how we started.