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01-16-2004, 03:50 PM
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The Atheist and the Bear
Okay, if this one bombs, I'll stop posting here.
> An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. > > What majestic trees! > > What powerful rivers! > > What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. > > As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the > bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7 foot grizzly > charging towards him. > > He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder > and saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his > shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. He tripped and fell on > the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right > on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his > right paw to strike him. > > At that instant the Atheist cried out: "GOD HELP ME!" > > Time stopped. > The bear froze. > > The forest was silent. > > As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: > > "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't > exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. > > Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count > you as a believer?" > > The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical > of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps > could you make the BEAR a Christian?" > > "Very well," said the voice. > > The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. > > And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together > and bowed his head and spoke: > "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty > through Christ our Lord. Amen."
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01-16-2004, 04:06 PM
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01-16-2004, 09:16 PM
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 HAHAHAHA NICE!!
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01-16-2004, 09:35 PM
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Re: The Atheist and the Bear
holy crap a talking bear
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01-17-2004, 02:15 AM
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Re: The Atheist and the Bear
Please, for the love of God, don't quit the day job.
Bears can't talk. Now THAT was funny.
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01-17-2004, 09:20 AM
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Re: The Atheist and the Bear
heard a version of that joke, but that was good.
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01-18-2004, 11:44 AM
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That was NOT FUNNY!!!!, but good try
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01-18-2004, 04:59 PM
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hahaha I thought it was great!
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