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01-03-2002, 03:30 PM
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Secret to a Good marriage!!
some of these may be old but still great
 Secret To A Good Marriage.. > My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. > > Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little > wine, some good > food and companionship. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. > > We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Sydney and mine is > in Melbourne. > > I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. > > I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. > "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. > So I suggested the kitchen. > > We always hold hands, if I let go, she shops. > > She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric > bread maker. > Then she said, "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!" > So I bought her an electric chair. > > My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was > water in the > carburettor. I asked where the car was, she told me, "In the lake." > > My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't > lost weight, > but BOY can she climb a tree. > > She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the > mud fell off. > > She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for > the garbage?" > The driver said, "No, jump in!" > > Remember...marriage is the number one cause of divorce. > > I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to > interrupt her. > > The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" > "Dust," I replied. > > In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God > created man and > rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor > man has rested.
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01-03-2002, 11:31 PM
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another secret..joint bank accounts.one person gets the deposit slips and one gets the cheque book...................... go figure 
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#8
01-03-2002, 11:46 PM
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I am a SWF, 19y/o, balanced checkbook, own car, has a job, giving personality (maybe perhaps too much so), only b!tchy every once in a while  *lol*I have problems finding a guy who will balance their own checkbook! 
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01-04-2002, 02:49 AM
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01-04-2002, 03:06 AM
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 ...thought i was reading ...."PMAN, THIS IS YOUR LIFE" 
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01-04-2002, 03:25 AM
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OH HELL YEAH Checks again for her
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01-04-2002, 01:50 PM
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Heck, I just helped my friend apply to my Community College by basically telling him what to write!
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