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02-05-2004, 02:54 AM
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Tarzan's first time!
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex.
“ Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said, "Oh...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong. Here, let me show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes and laid down on the ground. Pointing, she said, "See, you must put it in here." Tarzan moved his loincloth aside, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick right in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony while Tarzan stood by. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?” “Tarzan check for wasp nests", he said. 
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02-05-2004, 06:05 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that is hella funny
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02-05-2004, 07:00 AM
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Re: Re: Tarzan's first time!
Magnificent
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02-05-2004, 02:23 PM
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 Excellent one!
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02-05-2004, 07:05 PM
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Re: Tarzan's first time!
nice thats awsome
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02-05-2004, 07:14 PM
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 damn that was funny!
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