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Old 02-05-2004, 02:46 AM
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral, A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside, the heart then closed, sealing the Doctor inside forever. At this point one of the mourners burst into laughter. With all eyes staring at him, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a Gynacologist"
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thats when the proctologist fainted
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Re: The Doctor

thats funny shit
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Couldn't have done it better Mogg
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Re: The Doctor

dude, i dont know what yer smokin there oz, but fucken hell, i want some
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