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02-04-2004, 01:48 PM
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What women really mean.
Hope this is not a repost
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means "something", and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. 'Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with 'Fine'. GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". SOFT SIGH Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow. GO AHEAD. At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
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#2
02-04-2004, 02:01 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
that's funny dude
soft sigh's my favorite.
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02-04-2004, 02:12 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
Very true stuff. I got all of those at some point.
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02-04-2004, 02:40 PM
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 i think i saw this one when i first joined but enjoyed seeing it again 
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02-04-2004, 03:50 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
If I had a nickle for every time I heard one of those...
I'd never have to work again!
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02-04-2004, 03:53 PM
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I've seen that somewhere, but I'm not sure if it was on here or not. All of that is 100% fact.
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02-04-2004, 03:54 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
Ive recieved those comments on email long before but still seems to ammuses me up to this point. I also got those at some point in my life.
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02-04-2004, 04:41 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
oh, now I get it
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02-04-2004, 07:19 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
Aw dammit they have figured us out! All true - can't deny any of it.
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02-04-2004, 09:41 PM
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HAHAHAHAH
totally true
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02-04-2004, 10:32 PM
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SO true
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02-04-2004, 11:28 PM
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Re: What women really mean.
me and my sis have arguments all the time, and she uses all of those when arguing, VERY ANNOYING!!!
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