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04-16-2002, 04:57 AM
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Words for a job interview...what they really mean
OUTGOING PERSONALITY......................Always going out of the office
GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS.................Able to bullshit GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS.................Spends lots of time on phone AVERAGE EMPLOYEE..........................Not too bright EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED..............Made no major blunders yet WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY....................Too ugly to get a date ACTIVE SOCIALLY...........................Drinks a lot FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY.................Spouse drinks, too INDEPENDENT WORKER........................Nobody knows what he/she does QUICK THINKING............................Offers plausible excuses AGGRESSIVE................................Obnoxiou s USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS..............Gets someone else to do it EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL.................Speaks English METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL............A nit picker HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES..................Is tall or has a loud voice EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT..............Lucky KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR......................Knows a lot of dirty jokes CAREER MINDED.............................Back Stabber LOYAL.....................................Can't get a job anywhere else
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04-16-2002, 02:11 PM
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now I understand....
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04-16-2002, 03:35 PM
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I use logic on dificult jobs :o
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all so very true
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Re: Words for a job interview...what they really mean
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LARGE INTERNET KNOWLEDGE..................surfs for porn at work.
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I just thought of you doing nothing at work, sitting on the net.
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Whats with the Avatar Spec2 Girl ?????
Wishful thinking????? The Panda wonders about Spec2 Girl.
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