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If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
What the fuck is up with dip-shits honking and whistling at women (walking on the sidewalk) while they're driving. If you're ever driven past a beautiful woman and you're slowed down and honked...you're retarded. It's not like that girl is gonna run up to your car, hop in and proceed to give you oral sex....so stop trying, it's making you look like a desperate fool and a retard. These little things get to me.
And another thing...when someone pisses you off on the road, don't honk your horn at them for 5 or 6 seconds. What the fuck are you trying to say? Honking your horn does'nt mean shit so don't hold your horn bvutton down trying to state something, it's only making you look more retarded. Next time somone honks at me from behind, I'm gonna get out, walk to thier car, open thier door, pop thier hood, and rip thier fucking horn out with my bare hands and throw it at thier windshield. I'm making a right at an intersecion and theres a little old lady walking across the street in front of my car. I'm not moving my car because I don't wanna run over her and this stupid bitch starts honking at mefrom behind telling me to go. I'm gonna buy a baseball bat tommorow and keep it with me in the car . Better yet, I'm gonna go to the golf course and stea...uhh...'BUY' some golf balls. |
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
Settle petal.
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
low lifes who cant get shit are the ones who honk
and the idiots that honk for that kinan shit i just give them da finger
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
somebodys fucking pissed.
beside the guys who honk at girls and whistle at them i would have to disagree. i live in nyc. and there are so many fucking retarded drivers out here that stare into space and have no idea what is going on around them. its impossible not to honk at them most of the time they dont even know what to do when you honk. mostly because its people who dont speak english. and are not familair with driving in the us. but some how they still get there license. |
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
yeah, it's stupid, but what can ya do?
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Inconsiderate jack-offs are frustrating as hell on the road.
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I know what your talking about Integra. I still have yet to figure it out why people honk at a red light or in traffic. There's no reason to honk, b/c no one else can go anywhere. Damn stupid ass people.
Oh and don't forget the assholes that decide to drive in the emergency lane b/c they can't wait 2 minutes till traffic moves to their exit. When I see people do that shit, I pull my halfway into the e-lane so they can't go anywhere. And oh how it pisses them off. But its funny as hell, b/c when i do it, others tend to follow. I just hope no one pulls out a gun and shoots me.
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
I don't think the guys who do it expect it to get them anywhere.
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
Speaking of getting out of your car and going to the person that honks at you:
My father in law got so pissed at a guy one time for hitting his car with a coke can, at the next red light he got out of his car, pulled the guy half way out of his car through the window and punched him in the face! Walked back to his car got in lit up a cigarette and left! The craziest m-fer ever. I wish I had the balls to do something like that. I was speechless. he managed not to get in trouble because he was a major on the police department( i know not real fair)
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
Sometimes women honk at guys too, especially in nyc where I live. I got a couple before. Sometimes I honk at ugly chicks as a goodwill gesture. Everyone needs some attention, even a not to attractive gurl. If by honkin I make her happy, then my purpose is accomplished for that 2 seconds.
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
oh come on nobodys that nice. especialy in nyc =P
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
meah, i cant even here the horns when my subs are goin, so they can piss the fuck off
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
how do you know they're not honking at you hot lips
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
Okay, when someone cuts me off and makes me stand the car on it's fucking nose to avoid rear ending them, I get on the horn and I fucking stay on it. Makes sure they get the message.
Agree with you about the whistling though. I was walking with my girlfriend (at the time), who was EXTREMELY hot, wearing a low cut top, and these idiots in a truck going past whistle and yell, fucking annoying. Worse was the two 11 year old kids at the cinema who were saying some seriously rude shit to my girlfriend as we went past them on the escalator. When they saw me turn around and get on theirs at the bottom though they ran like hell. Closest I've ever been to child abuse.
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Re: If I see anyone do this agian, I'm gonna drop-kick them in the skull.
The horns are there for honking. End of story.
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