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01-29-2004, 02:58 PM
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The Miracle of Toilet paper!
Fresh from the shower, Colleen stood stand in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" shes asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. With this, she stopped "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man. 
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01-29-2004, 03:16 PM
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 that's FUNNY
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01-29-2004, 03:22 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet paper!
hahahahah
thats the best 
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01-29-2004, 06:09 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet paper!
My wife loved that one!!
And so did I. 
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01-29-2004, 07:03 PM
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All class!!
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01-29-2004, 07:06 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet paper!
Yogs does it again!!
 Edited! ( I made a piss-post! 
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http://public.fotki.com/tonioseven/ Last edited by tonioseven; 01-30-2004 at 02:03 PM.
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01-29-2004, 07:14 PM
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awesome!
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01-29-2004, 08:50 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet paper!
lol thats hilarious, i'd believe it to if it werent for the fact that you said hes still alive
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01-29-2004, 08:58 PM
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01-29-2004, 09:02 PM
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Holy Shit that is funny! Excellent one Yogs.
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01-29-2004, 11:44 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet paper!
As old as the bible. My Grandma first told me that in about nineteen dickety three.
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01-30-2004, 01:29 AM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet paper!
Chavez408, I sat here and watched your avatar for a good five minutes. I would like to lodge a formal complaint against the fact that the man running with scissors does not suffer any bodily harm. What does this say to the young, impressionable members of AF, such as JD@af?
Won't summin' please thinka da children?
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