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01-27-2006, 01:11 PM
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The Miracle of Toilet Paper
The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked? "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. Stupid, stupid man.
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01-27-2006, 01:22 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Lol. Just plain funny.
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01-27-2006, 01:48 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
nice, i didn't see it comin
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01-27-2006, 01:58 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Heard it before. The first time I laughed.
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01-27-2006, 03:29 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
Ha...haha...very good.
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01-27-2006, 03:45 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
DAMN that's some shit. But it worked didn't it?
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01-27-2006, 05:55 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
omg if some guy ever said that to me...he'd be dead. of course that's what she gets for bitching about her tits to a guy.
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01-27-2006, 06:04 PM
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Re: The Miracle of Toilet Paper
omg thats f*cking funny
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