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#1
01-25-2004, 08:48 PM
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a couple of jokes
1st one
A Love Story > > I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU... > > I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU... > > I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN AND GROAN. > > I WILL MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY... BEG FOR ME TO STOP. > > I WILL EXHAUST YOU TO THE POINT THAT YOU WILL BE RELIEVED WHEN I'M > FINISHED WITH YOU. > > AND YOU WILL BE WEAK FOR DAYS. > > ALL MY LOVE, > > THE FLU > > Now get your mind out of the gutter.............. > and GO GET YOUR FLU SHOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2nd Funny, but dangerous, 20 and 20 vision !!!!!! In the eyes of the beholder! A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby" She turns to her husband and says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself" He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".one hope there not reposts
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#2
01-25-2004, 09:00 PM
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Re: a couple of jokes
lol nice
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01-25-2004, 11:44 PM
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 The second one was funny as hell.
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01-26-2004, 12:23 AM
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I liked the 1st one
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01-26-2004, 11:12 AM
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I like the 2nd one. Funny.
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01-26-2004, 11:45 AM
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Re: a couple of jokes
I've heard the first one before, but never the second one, thats good, lol
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01-26-2004, 12:00 PM
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Re: a couple of jokes
I liked the 2nd one HAHA haven’t heard that one
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01-26-2004, 07:10 PM
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Re: a couple of jokes
thats awsome
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