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Old 01-21-2004, 11:01 AM
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help me im 17 years old and i just found out i got my best friends mom pregnant i normally wouldnt care but she is married and he has previously had a viscectomy so he couldnt have done it and he's a really big guy. i mean im 17 and she is 45 this guy is gonna kick my ass when he finds out. and she refuses to abort it and she tell's me she loves me but im just a kid and my friend doesnt even know help!!!
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Old 01-21-2004, 11:18 AM
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Re: pregnant

im reading under the picture is there any way you could tell my buddies dad your other ride was his wife??
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Please tell me your joking. You screwed your bestfriends mom? I wish i could help but theres nothing I can say but good luck.
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Re: pregnant

its not a joke i just hope the baby doesnt look like the one in that picture
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Re: pregnant

1. You dont screw a mom thats more than twice your age...heck... 17 is "CLOSE" to X3 of 45. Especially if she has kids and a husband.
2. You dont screw a mom especially if that mom is the mom of you bestfriend.

What got into you?

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3. If you dont want getting anybody pregnant...a condom is not that expensive for a 17 year old.
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Re: pregnant

im 17 and she's naked hell i get horny by playing checkers
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Re: pregnant

Please do tell us how it progressed from playing checkers to getting her pregnant. Because from my point of view...reading in-between the lines with the story incomplete...its BS.
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Re: pregnant

then dont belive me and dont respond ill get someone to help.
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Re: Re: pregnant

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Please do tell us how it progressed from playing checkers to getting her pregnant.
Thats why I asked this. Becuase its hard to assume what happened.
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Re: pregnant

im just saying im 17 i get horny by doing anything and when a women offers herself as a horny 17 year old you wouldnt normally say no
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Re: pregnant

LOL
ur screwed!!! sorry man
dont know what to say, wut would ur parents say!
is she hot atleast? lol sorry man :|
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Re: Re: pregnant

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you wouldnt normally say no
That all depends on the situation. Thats because its not right, its not appropriate. Now tell me, how did it progress from playing checkers to getting her pregnant?

Only solution I can think of is come clean (especially if she doesent want to abort...its not even right to abort).
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Re: pregnant

are you asking for details?
im not saying i was playing checkers you asked how i could do it and i said im 17 anything gets a 17 year old horny even playing checkers.
 
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