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12-29-2003, 08:55 AM
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Crash Time!
I started this so that we can all tell about our worst crash that way maybe somebody else won't do it. So her goes. I was just out by myself cruising around on a Sunday morning in October. I was riding around through these series of turns on a back road I know really well. So I rounded a turn in front of one of my friends house pretty fast and saw he was outside. So anyway I kept going a little ways and decided to turn around and come back home. There was a straight stretch right before my friends house and I figured I'd show off a little. So I pull up a big wheelie coming into the straight stretch and ride it to a little bit before the corner then braked hard and leaned it over (feeling pretty good like I was really going to rail this turn). Apparently there was no more lean possible and the front tire skidded out and before I knew it I was on the ground watching and listening to my bike skid across the pavement and into my friends car. Then I went blank for a little bit while I was tumbling through the grass and barely missing his car. I eventually came to a stop just as my bike did 2 more end over end flips and finally into a ditch. I get up to look at the remains and check myself over. Well the bike is totalled and I have a good size scrape on my knee and a big scratch in my helmet. My jacket has road rash all over it and the same with my gloves. Well I felt like the luckiest kid in the world that day considering my speed was about 90mph and I ended up in a nice patch of grass that was in between a car and ditch surrounded by rocks. If it would have been a gaurd rail I wouldn't be here. If I would have hit the car I wouldn't be here. But I guess I learned from that. Anyway the bike is back together, surprising only took me 2 months and $34 in fur! I'm back tearing up the twisties and still showing off so maybe I didn't learn my lesson.
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#2
12-29-2003, 12:40 PM
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if you are wearing your gear always now you probably learned the best lesson you could have, everybody drives stupid now and then (some more consistently then others)
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......or if your a loser who drives a Civic with a type R sticker, racing stripes, blasting really bad rap music through your suburban area with your pretentious "I’m 21 but I’m still in high school girlfriend" while driving with your hand up on the top of the steering wheel exposing your underdeveloped pasty white vitamin deficient arm and wearing your backwards BS upside down visor hat while feeling the tacky as a "Florida vacation" single diamond earring in your ear, If you are this person...with any luck the sun in its precise celestial positioning as you putter on by...will reflect its scorching rays into your earring, bouncing intensely in your rearview, and finally making contact with your eyes through the thin cheap lense of $5 gas station Oakley rip off glasses.. then burning your retnal cones into smoldering melting gobs of ocular material as you are blinded by the purest form of energy in our known universe, and as you scream no one can help or hear you because they don’t know what’s going on since the weed whacker sound of your shitty tiny little muffler which makes the Civic sound like a 747 rages on underneath making everyone turn at disgust and comment to thier husbands or wives how much of a dickweed you are by attaching that automotive abnormality to your stock economical daily driver engineered by Japanese Automotive specialists to fit the needs for entry level business workers in their early 30's, however your pathetic looking $11,000 car which you want to look like a friggin spaceship with redundant ground effects is now out of control since you are blinded, and as your car plunges off the side of a cliff while you scream in the purest form of terror while knowing you have lived a horrid excuse for a life, by doing the bare minimum in every facet of existence, while getting fired from one pathetic job to another, the majority of your time spent slacking smoking dope, getting kicked out of school, polishing your "game" on sweet innocent underage girls you eventually 'de flower' through exhaustive yet succesful attempts to get the date rapist drugs you have stashed in the glove compartment, into your poor victims drinks while offering them to take the "Pepsi Challenge" while making your mother hate you, and your poor father who wishes he had a daughter instead of your pathetic ass, since a girl would be more of a man than you ever were, like the occasion when you were hit in the arm by a wild pitch in little league, then you cried like a fat kid who dropped his ice cream cone, I'm already envisioning you impacting the rocks below, in a spectacular fireball ignited from the residue hairspray from your girlfriend plastered in the fabric passenger seat, blinded by your earring, deafened by the loud "Bling Blingin", and I will smile and roll around on the ground in orgasmic delight while you are consumed by flames whose intense heat and fury will liquefy your bone marrow that I will use to make jelly beans out of and eat them happily at your funeral as midgets dressed like Alex 6005321 from "A Clockwork Orange" dance around your coffin to loud industrial style techno music and strobe lights, and I will sleep soundly at night knowing another successful conquest of Darwinism has been attained.
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12-29-2003, 04:37 PM
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Re: Crash Time!
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Accord_Racer03, you are lucky, i must say very lucky to be here. For now on be careful for crying out loud! lol
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#4
12-29-2003, 08:38 PM
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Don't mix riding styles...
 Or something like that.The important part is that you stood back up and learned a lesson in the end.
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Like a boy - but BETTER! 2005 Subaru Forester 2.5X 1997 Honda Civic EX Coupe Inform yourself: AF User Guidelines
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#5
12-29-2003, 09:29 PM
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High speeds and open roads dont mix well anyway. Now add two wheels and nothing to save your butt. Here is case & point. I will put the website up but CAUTION THERE ARE REAL PHOTOS OF THE TWO RIDERS THAT HIT THIS TRUCK!!!!! REAL DEAD AND MAY MAKE OTHER SICK!!!!!
 On 2nd thought I am going to hold the website back. If you would like it PM me. Not for the eyes of kids!!!!!!!
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Rules of the game fast,good, cheap pick any 2  fast + good = not cheap  fast +cheap = not good  good + cheap = not fast     Because the water has no speed limits
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12-30-2003, 05:14 PM
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Re: Crash Time!
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Like a boy - but BETTER! 2005 Subaru Forester 2.5X 1997 Honda Civic EX Coupe Inform yourself: AF User Guidelines
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#8
12-31-2003, 02:19 PM
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Re: Crash Time!
Most riders (or maybe its just me) dont want to share their REAL bad crash stories with strangers.
But one time my pals and i were showing off late night, anyway I was going for a big stoppie and hit the brakes too hard. I went over the bars and the bike fliped and hit the sidewalk. I stood up, and was fine thank god, but the bike was in bad shape, the pillars that hold the mirrors were bent so the bike could not steer and the front brake master cylinder was broke off with brake fluid all over the tank. We towed it home and i didnt get to bed till like 5 am. Thats why i own a stunt bike! Lesson learned it never stunt on your street bike.
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Never take your own revenge, beloved, but leave room for the wrath of God, for it is written, "VENGEANCE IS MINE, I WILL REPAY," says the Lord. Romans 12:19 "What if the truth is that there is no truth? The only thing i can prove is there is no proof" Reconsider Everything, 311
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#9
12-31-2003, 02:24 PM
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Re: Crash Time!
Thats kinda wierd, I thikn its just you
 Its not really like getting raped or something. Most people tell crash storys to help others out, so they dont do the same thing. I feel your pain on looping that endo. I lost count on how many times i've went over. lesson being, dont show off for your friends, and learn the trick first before attempting to show off.
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01-08-2004, 12:14 PM
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which crash should I start from?
Hey guys. I been in multiple crashes from getting hit by a car on the freeway doing 70 to having my bike slide out from under me at willowsprings. But the even though they scared me, I could never live a life not riding a bike. My first bike was a CBR F3 than graduated to a R6, than a ZX9R, than a TL1000R, and now I have my new 2003 Blue R1.
If anyone wants the details of all my crashes with those bikes than let me know. Some funny but some scary. Just beaware of other cars around you, they suck.
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#11
01-08-2004, 12:27 PM
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Re: Crash Time!
carguyinok...you have pm.
good thing you were wearing your helmet...or your brains wouldve been screwed with that crash.
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 2003 Honda Civic LX Mods:  Bone Stock
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#12
01-08-2004, 04:12 PM
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My first road bike back in the late 80's
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 From there a Honda CX650 turbo about 100 HP @ 8000 rpm  From there I have just been going CBR in the 600's Last one being a 95.
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Rules of the game fast,good, cheap pick any 2 fast + good = not cheap fast +cheap = not good good + cheap = not fast Because the water has no speed limits
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01-08-2004, 04:35 PM
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 But it also shows the REAL deal of what can happen. I would love to see everyone ride motorcycles  At the same time some people need to see things like that. As the website says
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Rules of the game fast,good, cheap pick any 2 fast + good = not cheap fast +cheap = not good good + cheap = not fast Because the water has no speed limits
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01-08-2004, 04:38 PM
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I don't know if I want to see them if they that nasty! I'll take you word for it!
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2001 Suzuki GSXR 600 (furred) 94 Honda Accord Ex
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