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12-22-2003, 09:38 AM
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this is my kinda humor
Intuition: A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled, but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt and, seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections said, "Well, you know what? You're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly". 
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12-22-2003, 10:28 AM
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Re: this is my kinda humor
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The name's Adrian 1990 Civic HB Si - 265.7whp/223tq @9.2psi. Tuned on NepTune by J.Mills 1991 Civic Sedan DX - 296.3whp/230tq @1bar. Tuned on NepTune by J.Mills 1991 Civic Sedan DX - 185.8whp/139tq. Tuned on NepTune by J.Mills 2006 G35 Coupe 6MT - Stock 2011 CR-Z - Stock
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12-22-2003, 01:25 PM
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The old jokes never really get old, you know what I mean?
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12-22-2003, 01:47 PM
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Re: this is my kinda humor
oldie but goodie
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