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Old 12-17-2001, 11:04 AM
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OMFG, I might be a father.
Holy flying flip, I hope that it is all a lie, somebody wake me up now please.
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Not sure whether to congratulate you or scold you :huh:
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Pa, Dad, Father, Pops, Daddio, Ba-Ba, Daddy, old man, Pere, rental unit. Get used to it.













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Old 12-17-2001, 12:19 PM
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Pa, Dad, Father, Pops, Daddio, Ba-Ba, Daddy, old man, Pere, rental unit. Get used to it.
You forgot Baby Daddy!:hehe::hehe:


If you want it the baby, congratulations. If not, you should be more careful. Either way, I think you have some serious thinking to do. Hope all things work out.
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Well, I hope this doesnt sound rude. But if you're man enough for sex, you better damn well be man enough to be a father.
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LMAO, Pman where the hell do you get all these pics?
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From the sound of your shock, I assume you do not want this child.

However, I am of KB's mentality that if you're adult enough to make a child, you're adult enough to have the child.

Good luck in your future.
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You could be in the wrong forum,try 'philosophizing' under"Hell--What's your definition?"


In all seriousness,these things are best planned in advance.Front up to it and hope you are mistaken.Good luck,buddy.
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just seen the posted version - no connection to the sig was intended.
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Sex=potential pregnancy

Shocking revelation!
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